Flabber Donkey

a mythical creature that has a constant case of explosive diahrea because it eats to many polish sausage

No flabber donkeys in existance

by Unbreakable1132 October 18, 2009

flabber g

verb informal
past tense: flabber g'd

Markham slang - short form of "flabbergast": To overcome with surprise and bewilderment; astound, especially due to big plays and hype.

1.

- Yo did you see him flexing with his Bape R1 NMDs. Bruh when I saw those kicks I was straight flabber g'd.

2.

- Yo my man just made some big ass plays and bought his girl a Rollie for her birthday.

- What?! That shit is as expensive as my house dawg! Bruh I'm flabber g'd.

by georgeMarkham June 6, 2018

hibber flabber

To have sex on top of a mountain with a cat

I watched a man hibber flabber a cat

by Parkkek biagdei February 17, 2018

Flabber Blasting

Verb - A sexual act wherein a man has lude conduct with the folds of a women who is of a extraordinary girth.

Mike is flabber blasting that girl right now.

by The Master of all things December 30, 2014

Flabber

A small muscle that controls the anal sphincter and also has a reciprocal relationship with the oral muscles. A sure sign of a loose flabber is shite spouting from either end.

"Shut your flabber, you ignorant twit."

by TheOriginalPegster June 14, 2017

Flabber

Another word for blubber

Fat people have a lot of flabber on them

by anonymous November 29, 2021

Flabber Jabber

When you've been so exasperated you don't even know what to say about someone anymore, so you pull out the most immature and stupid thing you can in the moment. Mainly used in moments like if someone just stuck the landing from the roof of a three story building to the ground without breaking a bone, or if they're just so good at something you literally can't criticize them for it at all.

"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?! *mumbles* Flabber jabber... Christ..."

by YoyleKing November 26, 2025