Adjective to describe an arrogant, conceited male who portrays himself as a major player with the ladies but when it comes to performing the sex act, he totally sucks at it and disappoints every chick that he fucks by cumming prematurely and blowing only a tiny, pathetic amount of jizz.
Allie: That baller you fucked last night must have been spectacular in bed, huh?
Brittney: No way! That loser was all fizz and no jizz!
Brittney: No way! That loser was all fizz and no jizz!
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A common programming test used in interviews to check if an applicant is talking out of their butt.
Commonly:
Write a program that prints the numbers from 1 to 100. But for multiples of three print “Fizz” instead of the number and for the multiples of five print “Buzz”. For numbers which are multiples of both three and five print “FizzBuzz”.
Commonly:
Write a program that prints the numbers from 1 to 100. But for multiples of three print “Fizz” instead of the number and for the multiples of five print “Buzz”. For numbers which are multiples of both three and five print “FizzBuzz”.
A: "I liked that guy, he was a real people person."
B: "His FizzBuzz was 100 lines long!"
A: "... whoever let him graduate should be fired."
B: "From a cannon."
A: "Into the sun."
B: "His FizzBuzz was 100 lines long!"
A: "... whoever let him graduate should be fired."
B: "From a cannon."
A: "Into the sun."
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by hibaaaaR June 4, 2020
Get the fizza mug.Fizzbin was a card game said to originate from Beta Antares IV. It was used by Captain Kirk to free himself and his first officer, Spock, from captivity at the hands of a group of Iotians who had mimicked early 20th century Earth-style gangsters.
While Kirk was explaining the extremely convoluted rules of the game to his captors, he used a supposedly very rare hand of fizzbin, the "kronk", as a distraction to knock the captors unconscious. McCoy and Spock then escaped back to the USS Enterprise. (TOS: "A Piece of the Action")
In 2373, Quark offered to teach the game to Odo. (DS9: "The Ascent")
While Kirk was explaining the extremely convoluted rules of the game to his captors, he used a supposedly very rare hand of fizzbin, the "kronk", as a distraction to knock the captors unconscious. McCoy and Spock then escaped back to the USS Enterprise. (TOS: "A Piece of the Action")
In 2373, Quark offered to teach the game to Odo. (DS9: "The Ascent")
Kirk's description of Fizzbin:
On Beta Antares IV, they play a real game.
It's a man's game, but a little beyond you.
It requires intelligence.
Take the cards, big man.
Of course the cards on Beta Antares IV are different, but not too different.
The name of the game is called, uh ... fizzbin.
Fizzbin. It's, uh ... not too difficult.
On Beta Antares IV, they play a real game.
It's a man's game, but a little beyond you.
It requires intelligence.
Take the cards, big man.
Of course the cards on Beta Antares IV are different, but not too different.
The name of the game is called, uh ... fizzbin.
Fizzbin. It's, uh ... not too difficult.
by TheOtherScott March 23, 2009
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Jeff: "Lily gave me a little surprise when in the middle of the blowjob my dick started popping"
Nick: "Well, Jeff, thats called a fizzjob"
Nick: "Well, Jeff, thats called a fizzjob"
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