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fistfucking

a joyful activity which a woman enjoys to undergo. Feeling a hand inside. Ask the famous band Rockbitch for a demonstration.
by the fistfuck expert April 10, 2003
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fatfuck

Someone who is extremely disgusting and oozes lard and grease. Basically extremely unpleasent to look at, these fatfucks tend to migrate towards each other because no one else likes them. Eventually, when they gather in large areas, they perferm oral sex on each other (most fatfucks are girls) but are in reality eating each other because they are so fat. Leah and Haley are fatfucks and no one likes them.
Leah and Haley are such fat fucks I wish they would just die because they hurt my eyes.

Maggie is the most amazing person ever, the is the opposite of a fatfuck
by Penguin lovers December 4, 2007
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Fatfuck

A boisterous, obese child often seen wearing tight t-shirts printed with cartoons with a handheld game device slung around his/her neck. Often suffers from myopia but not necessarily always.
"Did you see Jane's kid? What a fatfuck."
by catladymaowmaowmaow September 15, 2012
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fatfuck

When a person is so fat they know the old burger king meals and notice when they're missing off the menu
Man, went to burger king with Ryan and he noticed the triple whopper wasnt on the menu any more, talk about a (fatfuck)
by cruffdiggity November 30, 2013
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FIFucked

When EA Sports FIFA fucks you constantly whether it is by freezing, glitching, or any other possible way of getting fucked over by a game.
"I was trying to play clubs last night, it froze, I totally got FIFucked!"

"FIFA Files Corrupt!? My pro is totally FIFucked now."
by FIFuckedKing8791 November 18, 2011
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Fatfuck

A creep named Preston who hangs out with his gang
That kid Preston is a fatfuck.
by ThiccNiggaSilas October 30, 2018
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Fatfuckititis

An infectious viral disease that attacks the hosts body. Only 1 known symptom is extreme morbid obesity. Once infected a normal size person can balloon in size 2-3 times their original weight in a very short period of time. Often referred to as Devin Carleton Disease from the first diagnosed case this disease is rare and only 2 cases have been confirmed in North America as of 2013.
Look at that disgusting fat bastard over there. He must have Fatfuckititis!
by D. Carleton October 3, 2013
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