Fisticunts

A particularly brutal catfight between two or more women.

Derived from fisticuffs and cunt.

"I say, these broads are enjoying a right bout of fisticunts, wouldn't you say?"
"Here, here!"

by Evil Badman November 9, 2005

fisticuffing

Fisticuffing is the way real men fight. With arm fully extended and bouncing slightly. Zeus was known to fight in this style as well as wyatt urp.

I was fisticuffing with someone and I beat their ass.

by RockTheJordan June 21, 2006

fishticuffs

the act of fish walking around and fist fight to the death.

I was at the aquarium, and then i saw some fish engage in some CRAAZY fishticuffs. I probably shouldn't have taken all those shrooms.

by DilDough Queefingstein October 30, 2010

fisticutter

A person who repeatedly strikes hard surfaces with closed fists in order to achieve a level of physical pain that will 'alleviate' their emotional pain. Much like a 'cutter' will cut themselves to achieve the same effect.

When his friends found out he hurt himself intentionally by hitting things, one of them referred to him as a 'fisticutter.'

by GirlInterrupted May 27, 2011

Fisticule

An alternative to the handshake. When two bros meet they'll put their own hands together in the shape of a testicles, let their arms hang to the floor, then thrust their hips forward so that they tap their symbolic testicles.

Bro don't leave me hanging! Why don't you want to tap fisticules?

by Jemarito February 18, 2015

Fisticus Anicus

A magical spell used to conjure a large Thanos like fist and force it up another’s anus.

When the villain attempted to flee Narry Hotter angrily cast “Fisticus Anicus”! The villain was immediately stopped in his tracks, and levitated off the ground by a large gold fist covered in jewels being shoved violently into his anus.

by Cakethief January 24, 2022

scorpion rules fisticuffs

A form of fisticuffs, perfected early in the new millennium by Master Salty. This form of fisticuffs is done by forming the hands in fists and curling the arms to the face, with the back of the hand facing your opponent. To strike, one must fling their hands toward the enemy (still facing them with the back of them) and hitting with the back side of the knuckles, much like a scorpion. This is done until one fighter submits.

Jim: Dude, how could you ask her out? I like her!
Bob: Well, I like her too...
Jim: only one way to settle this..
Bob: huh?
Jim: SCORPION RULES FISTICUFFS!!
Bob: WTF?!
*Jim strikes Bob many times*
Jim: It is decided! She Shall be mine!
Bob: WTF?!

by Patrick Earley July 7, 2008