fishin with the boys

The time for you and your boys to have the greatest time of your life. Fishin with the boys is with a group of 3 or more guys (including you). Ya'll fish till you can't no more.

Man 1: "Yo, I'm thinking about fishin, ya'll wanna come?"
Man 2, 3, and 4: "FISHIN WITH THE BOYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSS"
Man 1: "Disregard Wife-"
All Men at once: "FISH FOR YOUR LIFE."
Fishin with the boys

by Macabrebard May 16, 2019

Scrotal Fission

A theory in evolution explaining why the male human specimen developed two voluptuous balls instead of keeping the standard one nard. The evolutionary process began shortly after 1901 when Hubert Cecil Booth invented the vacuum cleaner. It is perceived in old written scripture that angry housewives would often explode on their male counter parts and suck their poor sad little dangler right up the vacuum hose. Thus forcing men to develop a second nut.

The first signs of SCROTAL FISSION were noticed in 1909, when Dr. Edbert Cockle was fondling a young man behind a desk, when had noticed a strange bulge in the boys scrotum next to his nut.

by psylence July 31, 2015

Anal Fission

A butt hole that is penetrated so forcefully that it rips open the size of the Grand Canyon and starts leaking brown liquid hot magma uncontrollably. When gas is released from the ripped and butchered anus hole the wind force is similar to that of El Nino.

Molly, your ass is in the primary stage of anal fission: its gaping. I need a gas mask for your anal fission Molly, its getting stinky back here.

by Richards March 28, 2008

fistin piston

a fistin piston is a very delicate process that can be done on any girl who is down for some serious pain and pleasure. there are two different ways of going about the fistin piston.

1: having a girl lay in front of you, while fisting her sideways sloppy joe with an in and out motion with both hands, similar to the pistons in a motor. this motion is incredibly similar to throwing bows

2: the second process, ironically called number two is similar to process one although the fisting is done with one hand going in the slimy hatchet wound, and one hand going in the baloon knot. aka: {5 in the pink 5 in the stink

it was bad enough danielle's mom walked in on us, i was giving her a fistin piston, there was bloood on the walls and everything. i felt bad so i helped her find the random pieces of sloppy sausage wallet that were strewn across the rug.

by ed harris September 18, 2005

unrequested fission surplus

a thermo-nuclear explosion due to a cooling system malfunction of a nuclear power plant or other nuclear powered system.

hiroshima enjoyed an unrequested fission surplus

by badasstattooz December 13, 2012

Fossin Around

Too look or appear busy by sweeping, raking, or lightly lifting and adjusting items around you. This gives the impression to others that your too busy to be asked to do anything else.

The Fossin Around actions stops as soon a beer is offered.

I was fossin around all afternoon, and sure could use a beer now.

by TheGong August 1, 2018

Fishin' Hole

The female equivalent of a stabbin' cabin.

A secondary residence, kept secret from one's spouse, used for extramarital sexual encounters.

Sue met this carny at Applebees and took him back to her fishin' hole for a rusty trombone. Her husband Pete will never know.

by Sue Cabin April 4, 2011