I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

FIR

FIR: A fascist in reality. Usually identified by a person who refers to fellow Republicans as "RINOs" because they have not gone so far to the right as the FIR thinks they should.

They started calling everyone RINOs because they thought they could work with Democrats to make the country better. What a FIR!

by Lionel Hutz Esq. July 8, 2021

Fir Realz

The thing you say when someone tells you a shocking secret.

The other day, my friend told me a secret...and had me going like, fir Realz?

by Vendetta808 October 29, 2020

The saying "Cat fir, kittens ain't got it"

This is about the age of puberty for older girls and younger girls. Cat fir is what an older girl would have down there. The reference to a kitten would be a younger girl. Not a lot of hair down there.

The saying "Cat fir, kittens ain't got it" Or Cat fir, kittens don't have it

by Larryforeski December 9, 2024

u fir sbap

when ur high as and trying to ask someone if they have snap chat, also could be used as a pick up line.

“u fir sbap?”
“what does that even mean?”

by sbap March 17, 2024

Fir Wahi

Short for "fir wahi sax sux ki baten" lit. "Again the same talk of sex". Used frequently by Indian reddit users to express frustration over posts or comments being intentionally or unintentionally sexual in any manner.

Post: my forearm roller came packaged like a dildo
Comment : fir wahi

Reply_1 : sax sux

Reply_2 : ki baten

by I_Dont_Like_pussy January 3, 2025

Fir

Somebody named Fir is usually really tall (Like a Fir tree) for no reason and has more trauma than a woman in the 1700's. They also have a habit of reading fanfiction often enough that the first thing that they're friends ask when they see them on their phone is "What fanfic are you reading now?" Somebody named Fir is usually a sweet person and probably LGBTQIA+. When you get to know them, something you immediately learn is that they hide a lot of trauma that should probably be evaluated. Otherwise they're an awesome person to be around

"Fir is awesome-"

*Three weeks later*

"Oh Sweet Jesus Christ- HOW DID YOU TELL ME THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE-"

by Alexanderleftthechat June 8, 2025