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Finching

Named after Paul Finch from the hit teen movie "American Pie". Finching is the act of covering the toilet seat with toilet paper for hygenic reasons.

This act was first made popular by Paul Finch, although many say that females have practiced Finching for decades in public toilets due to the nature of their genitals.

Since hitting the big screens, Finching has become an art amongst Finching enthusiasts.

The grading of a Finch is dependant on time taken to finch, squares used to finch and coverage of toilet seat.

At the annual Finch Olympics, professional Finchers gather to compete for the prestigious Finch Cup. Every year Finchers develop new techniques and ideas.

The most basic method being the Quad 2 method (shown below).

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One time i walked into this public toilet, the seat had a grogan, mut juice, jew juice, buthole hair and a wisdom tooth on it. So Finching was my only option!
by Xupac April 22, 2010
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finshing and walking

This phrase is used when a person likes to make other person hurry. It actually mean - finsh the work and then go home.
Yossi, clean your desk. This job is finshing and walking.
by Yaron7 May 2, 2005
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Quit fingling over the modifiers and just take an action!
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Finging

The action of playing with someone’s fingers but not calling it fingering in order to avoid wrong interpretations
“Darrel is playing with my fingers
“So he’s fingering you?”
“No he’d finging me”
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Fingling

Why Canadians love road trips. Also, fun time for all.
We just left a Small Town Murder live show to drive all night to Canada, some fingling will get me through it.. if not, maybe there will be a pony.
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Fingling

Why Canadians love road trips. Fun times all around.
Just left a Small Town Murder live show, let's fingling each other otw home.
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Finglin'

To fingle or fingling is the way Canadians keep each other awake on long car rides
James gave Jimmy a good finglin' to keep him awake on the car ride.
by Stm fan September 17, 2021
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