Fingerling

To touch yourself over a band member while fangirling; screaming or crying while masturbating to hot people

Dude: OH MY GOD LOOK HE'S SO HOT
Dude two: Who? bro why are you crying-

Dude: HE'S SO PERFECT
Dude two: stop touching yourself, you're making me uncomfortable

Dude: I'M FINGERLING LEAVE ME ALONE

by Asdfghjklhalp April 26, 2014

fingerling

A word used to describe someone with very small man parts (penis size). Such as the size of a fingerling potato.

Last night was a total waste of time.
Why?

He was totally a fingerling!

by Kendreezy April 12, 2011

fingerlidus

The fear of having the fear of fingerlings

You have a fingerlidus?
You can get addicted to a pappy fingerlidus

by Noob42507 November 17, 2020