Poop in my fingernails

A great song by the toilet bowl cleaners. This can also happen if you have shit toilet paper or really long acrylic nails that rip through the paper.

I just finished jamming out to my favorite song Poop in my fingernails by the toilet bowl cleaners on apple music!

by Harry the Pilgrim March 18, 2020

Fingernail Lottery

Risky game of chance, typically played by the lower classes or students, where a much-needed visit to the toilet is followed by the depressing realisation that there is a very limited amount of toilet paper at the user´s disposal.

Guy 1: "Last night, Mandy invited me round for a free manicure as part of her beautician´s course."

Guy 2: "Wow, she is so hot. How did it go?"

Guy 1: "Pretty well until it became abundantly clear that I play the Fingernail Lottery every week."

"Such was my urgent need, I locked the toilet door in great haste, lowered my britches and dropped some friends off at the pool. Only then did I note the dire lack of toilet tissue. My heart sank in the sad knowledge that I would have to play the Fingernail Lottery."
Hard Times, Charles Dickens

by Francois Fromage June 10, 2010

whore long fingernails

This is when women have extremely ridiculously long fingernails. Like you would expect to find on hookers or ladies of the night.

Girl! Those are some whore long fingernails! You best be investing in some clippers before the pimps start trying to line you up!

by Blossom61 March 2, 2014

fingernail shrapnel

The projectile fingernail clippings that fly off on random trajectories when the nails are clipped.Most dangerous are the eye shrapnel.Most embarrassing is the shrapnel that you couldn't see where it went only to find out later from a friend at work that you have a fingernail clipping in your hair.

I now wear goggles when clipping my nails to protect my eyes from fingernail shrapnel.

by wolfbait51 May 21, 2011

fingernailpiss

1. An exclamatory term used to describe surprise, excitement, anger, or pain.

2. Used to describe a state of unpleasantness or discomfort.

Abbreviated FNP and pronounced "effinpee" as an abbreviation.

1. (Stubs toe) "Ahh fingernailpiss that hurt!"
2. "Fingernailpiss, you scared me!"
3. "She looks like fingernailpiss."
4. "FNP! I forgot to turn in that homework assignment!"

by Anthony Fleck April 1, 2008

fingernail fudge

the feces under you fingernail after you have had your finger up a woman's ass. Often goes unnoticed at first due to the excitement of the moment when fucking her pussy and fingering her ass simultaneously.

I washed my hands but there was still a trace of fingernail fudge from when I was with Sherry.

by Woody Thomas September 20, 2008

Fingernails

Flat bed of the crap your hair was made out of, put on your fingers for you to bite off.

Nathan:"Man I'm really nervous about the test tomorrow.."
Bree:"Oh dang, you should get some fingernails."

by Sydney09326 May 15, 2008