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fanciality

owning nicer things than everyone else.
'with money comes fanciality."
- a retard

attractive guy- thats a fancy pizza maker!
retard- with money comes fanciality..
by rgegerg July 14, 2011
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financially secure

A BULLSHIT term most often found in the personal ads placed by insecure gold diggers!! this is a PARTICULARLY ignorant term, especially now; when everyone and his/her relatives are LOSING THEIR ASS!!

basically, a plea/expectation to be 'taken care of' for a prolonged period of time, in exchange for sexual favors. -not even the rich can GUARANTEE they are going to be "in the money" for ever and ever!!

'financially secure' actually is a good thing!, its' the same as the person saying: I'm an IDIOT!!, don't even bother answering this ad!! (-sign of a MASSIVE ego, re: looks personality, AND sex skills!!)
george answered the ad stating financially secure, being pretty sure he could run a scam good enough to CRACK THAT CROTCH!!

john had a large trust fund, but steered clear of the ads stating financially secure!

i saw financially secure in my toilet bowl after i relieved myself!!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2011
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financially disabled

The politically correct way to refer to someone who is of low-income, impoverished, or just plain poor.
While discussing back to school purchases with your children:

"I'm sorry, kids. We just can't afford those Jordan's. Unless you want to spend your whole $100 budget on them."

"Yeah, Mom. That's 'cuz we're poor. Thanks a lot!"

"No, kids," I say. "We are not poor. We are financially disabled. Poor is offensive to me."

An example of a single mom of six's back to school struggle and the humor that gets us through!
by truthsparked August 7, 2012
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When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...
When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...
by MK Dicky May 17, 2021
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financicality

Anything related to financial concern, as according to Rae-ann.
It's hard to come to terms with the financicality of it all.
by slyckery December 8, 2010
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financially constipated

When someone retains your money. When you are owed money but that person is holding it for no reason.
My boss must be financially constipated. I haven't recieved my pay cheque for a month!!
by Kip HT September 13, 2006
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Financially Upbeat

" Hunter is such a Financially Upbeat guy."
by Dude bro5 March 28, 2017
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