Coffee Felcher

A selfish person who sneaks a cup of coffee before the brewing cycle is complete thus causing the finished brew to be weak and bitter.
Worse yet is when mutiple Coffee Felchers team up to make the final brew undrinkable.
In History:During the Battle of the Alamo a feral Mexican wolfboy known only as the Chupacafe was sent into the Alamo by President General Antonio López de Santa Anna wherein he would coffee felch from the American defenders' morning coffee thusly disheartening those brave Texans.
It is theorized that all Coffee Felchers are the genetic offspring of this feral Chupacafe and a woman named Irene.

(Sips coffee)...YUCK!!!,those goddamn Coffee Felchers have been at it again.(Spits out coffee)

by Dr.Cyclopz January 6, 2012

Ficheralizing

When win a game by using the cheap character or using a move set numerous times in a match to win against skilled players. When you clearly are more skilled than the person that beat you at the same game.

Ficheralizing: You win a game of skill by using a cheap tactic. You make excuses for losing by creating reason that the other person beat you unfairly.

Ficheralizing:Using Ryu's/Ken's fireball in Street Fighter.

by Thomas David Jefferson August 1, 2008

belly felcher

During missionary style man-on-woman sex, the act of pulling out, ejaculating on her stomach, then slurping up the portion of your load that pools up in her belly button.

I was pounding away on her, really going deep, when I couldn’t hold it anymore, I pulled out, sprayed it all over her stomach, chest and face! It was awesome! Then she requested I slurp up the goo that pooled in her belly button, a request I certainly complied with. I asked her, “what is that freaky shit?”, she said, “you’re a Belly Felcher!”

by 1Icemonkey August 1, 2019

filth wizard

A person whose ability to create and wallow in filth has surpased all logic and now must be termed "magical."

Friend only to the pig and the rat.

"Look at you, rolling around in dirt, spilled beer, and carcasses of small animals. You are truly a filth wizard.

by J-R3d April 16, 2007

Ficheralizing

The act of beating a game or a particular level by using a cheap method. It also is used when referring to a particular strategy that allows you to win when all odds were against you. Can be used in a real life situation, but mostly used when describing a victory in a video game.

Guy #1: I beat you at Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
Guy #2: But you ficheralized.
Guy#1: no i didn't.
Guy #2: yes you did you used a cheap method to beat me when i should have clearly won.

Example #2: Bringing a knife to a gun fight and killing the other guy before the twenty paces is up.

Example #3: Ficheralizing is used instead of saying "Gaying it up" when in public.

Example #4: When you clearly win a game and your opponent makes up excuses why you beat him in a way to make it seem like used an unfair(ficheralizing) method.

by Thomas Luke Adams August 2, 2008

read for filth

The act of criticizing, or being criticized to the fullest extent.

She got read for filth by the judges on the runway.

by the-dwarfer July 11, 2016

Foul Floating Filth

The nefarious process of creating a commode-filling, toilet tissue supported, shit-flotilla in an attempt to air-expose as much fecal material as possible, thus maximizing both odor and offence for subsequent, unsuspecting patrons; frequently deployed in the bathroom facilities of restaurants with poor service, gas stations with exceedingly foul rest room hygiene and other locations deserving of passive-aggressive retribution.

That restaurant had the worse service ever and the food was terrible; there'll be no courtesy flush for them; Foul Floating Filth coming right up...I've been eatin' corn and burritos , too...

by YAWA September 11, 2016