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High Fidelity

a kickass movie that has jack black and john cusack in it i like that frickin movie
by blythe March 27, 2005
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High-Fidelity Oscilloscope

1. An electronic device that is overkill or is grossly over-engineered for a given task. An example is a 200 megahertz oscilloscope on your $8,000 CD transport to view sound waves that are four orders of magnitude less clear.

2. Any expensive device bought to "improve" the performance of a system (not just a sound system), when only a small percentage of the potential of the added on device will be used.
They now have a "gaming" network card with a K-shaped heatsink on it, which is about as pointless as a high-fidelity oscilloscope.

So you bought a blu-ray recording deck to get crisp copies off your VHS tapes you taped off of UHF rabbit ears?? You might as well as bought a high fidelity oscilloscope to draw a graph of how often the furnace switches on.

Bob Dylan spent $2,000 on a new Karoke machine with the ribbon microphone,electrostatic speaker, and Akai open-reel deck, but I personally think he wasted his money on a high fidelity oscilloscope.

RiceBoy:My $250 Yugo has remote-start, DVD video system with navigation, and premium high-octane fuel in the tank, as well as an exhaust tailpipe big enough to fit an LP record album in sideways. MuscleCarMan:(sarcastic tone)You should put in a high-fidelity oscilloscope in next!
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter November 30, 2007
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fidelity russian roulette

When you raw dog a married bitch and let her possibility of getting pregnant determine the fate of her marriage
Jimmy fucked Johnny’s wife with no condom, johnny’s wife got knocked up, Because she lost the game of fidelity Russian roulette. Now Johnny’s wife is jimmy’s pregnant girlfriend
by Rolllinstone July 2, 2018
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fidelio

To lick a man's asshole gently yet thoroughly.
I had just showered, so I asked her for fidelio, but she was uncomfortable with the idea.
by emilystartsfires November 24, 2015
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French Fidelio

The male puts his testicles into the mouth of his partner and slaps the face
Pat and Devon enjoy a good French fidelio on a boring Sunday night
by Peepeesauce556 April 25, 2017
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Fidelio

The password for Epstein's parties
Just say fidelio and you'll be admitted
by Fidelio March 4, 2022
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Hy-Fidelity

Loyalty and devotion to the dance community
I love my Hy-Fidelity Family
by Mandapandagc October 11, 2020
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