dick fiddler

A woman who leads a man on into believing he's going to get some pussy, when really he hasn't a chance. Grown to popularity over words like tease because of the terminology "she played your dick like a fiddle"

Man, my best friend has gotten messed up with another one of those dick fiddlin' bitches...THOSE DAMN DICK FIDDLERS-She left him high and dry.

by bigpoppa20 May 23, 2006

Dong Fiddler

1) One who plays the skin flute or meat pipe.

2) One who takes great pleasure in playing with flesh bats.

Mouse: Hey Sal, your hair smells good...

Sal: Hey! Back off dong fiddler!

Mouse: I just wanted to be close to you! By the way, You look great in uniform...

by Sal-Da-Longshanks November 21, 2010

kiddy fiddler

One who likes touch and fiddle with unclothed, smooth, prepubescent, genitalia.

When I was a young boy my uncle, the renowned kiddy fiddler, pulled my pants down and fondled my unit.

by Timothy Tool November 8, 2004

Fiddler Crab

Refers to a man who masturbates exclusively and excessively with only one hand giving him an overly muscled forearm and bicep on only one side.

I could tell that fiddler crab was right handed because one arm looked like Mike Tyson and the other like Steve Urkell.

by Beaver Nibbler July 7, 2011

kiddy fiddler

Usually a bearded, middle aged gentleman, who hides in park bushes and hangs around schools and playgrounds.
Sometimes wears a trenchcoat and nothing else underneath.

"So.....trick or treating eh?......I have lots of sweets inside."

by Kurt Malton May 18, 2004

Swedish Fiddler

The act of teabagging the particle stream in the Large Hadron Collider, or LHC. Synonymous with Golden CERN.

Coined by Joel Watson in his HijiNKS ENSUE webcomic on 27 september 2010.

The quantum sex act Josh describes in panel 3 is referred to in scientific circles as a “Swedish Fiddler,” a “A Golden CERN,” or a “Hot Black Hole with a Reverse Baby Universe.”

by Richard Garrison September 29, 2010

Tree fiddler

Someone who rubs their penis against a tree for sexual pleasures.

Oh look at that guy over there ,rubbing his balls against a tree!,he’s a tree fiddler

by Hehe sneaky 5000 August 26, 2019