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Filtered vending machine

Any woman who uses filters and angles on the majority of her pics to look doable but in real life she's big, heavy, chock full of unhealthy snacks, might make you happy for a little bit but you're never really satisfied and you'll just be ashamed of yourself later. In some cases the term "catfish" could be used if it wasn't actually the same person in a tweaked pic.
My date turned out to be a "filtered vending machine"
Even spam swiping the best I get are "filtered vending machines"
by BrigadereCensored November 22, 2018
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Carrie Fishered

When you have the sole intention to give yourself a cocaine induced heart attack .
Watch out tonight lads, I'm getting Carrie Fishered
by CarrieFishered December 25, 2016
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fichter

I had to peel the fichters off my chest this morning
by Jonathon Connor July 5, 2007
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Fishered

Bullshit. when someone exclaims that what has just happened was bullshit.
i.e that goal you just scored on the computer was Fishered!
by darren_holtom August 13, 2006
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Fischlered

To drink approximately 20 pints of shtout and to store them indefinitely just above your pelvis in a seventies suit (elastic) whilst sitting on a bench in a catatonic state in Rathmines, eyes barely open, but retaining the fine, ambassadorial persona of a leading eurocrat.
"Look at the state of Franz today!"
"He is surely locked out of this world."
"Decidedly Fischlered."
"Possibly Murphed also."
by David Cowpell Downtrodden September 2, 2004
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Filtered

When something(person, situation, story) is essentially made to, or even edited to seem not as bad as it is. Extremely similar to being fake.
She was so filtered, she acted like it wasn't that big of a deal to see her ex when he still clearly wants to be with her and then lied about it.
by Hannigramn January 2, 2017
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fishered

@Fisher: **** ***** **** and then **** **** ****** YOU GO IT? YA ****** **** *** *** , thanks ya ****** ***
by tek August 14, 2004
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