fibs

Fucking Illinois Bastards. Common nickname for members of the worst state in the Union. Learn to drive fuckers.

Driver: Fucker!
Passenger: Hey that ass just cut you off!
Driver: No wonder.. (sees license plate)goddamn fibs!

by SaltyShotgun September 28, 2007

Fibbinourmus

A great way to express your steak to claim.

I walked fibbinourmusly to school yesterday to give a speech about women's rights in front of the school.

by Ferbisawesome123 May 16, 2021

Fibbler

It is a mix between fibber and liar. It is something to call someone after they have told a lie.

Johnny: I didn't steal the cookies from the cookie jar.

Mom: Johnny, you are a rat faced fibbler.

by Alliekins66 December 27, 2009

Funeral Fibs

Exaggerated compliments people make about a person who has just died. He may have been a horrible person in life, but you can bet that almost everyone will have great things to say about this person as he lies in his coffin.

"Yes, Joe was killed in the act of trying to rob a bank; yes, he was armed, and threatened to kill the teller; but just think what a good son he was to his mom! Remember how he went out on a snowy night to get her cold medicine? Joe will really be missed for the kind things he did."

"Yes, Joe always meant well. He just wanted the money to buy a birthday present for his grandma. What a caring young man he was".

Thoughts of the minister who is about to deliver the eulogy: "Boy, I've never heard such Funeral Fibs in my life!"

by SensualOne March 28, 2012

twitty fibbler

When a person tickles the backside of someone's scrotum and also the gooch/taint while saying, "TWITTY FIBBLER!" One can also perform twitty fibbler on themselves, although this is frowned upon in some societies.

"I don't wanna have a boring night....give me a twitty fibbler!"

by Twitty Fibbler On The Roof August 5, 2013

fibbie

Fibbie is a slang term, mainly used by other law enforcement members, to describe the FBI, who tend to take away cases from local jurisdictions, screw them up, and then blame said local jurisdictions for the screw up.
Is also used by surburban kids who watched too many spy movies.
Largely supersided by the term Party Van.

Law Enforcement Officer: Ah hell, its the Fibbies.
LEO 2: Fuck me, not another case ruined....

by tharris7 February 9, 2008

Fibber Face

A word used to describe people that are fibbing and their face gives it away.

Alice told me she loved me, but I could tell she was being a total fibber face.

by Justin Burchette June 17, 2008