Fezzelboker

A moron. About 90% of the people in the word are fezzelbokers. Scientist are attempting to find out what caused this strange epidemic.

Signs that you're a fezzelboker:
TYPin LyK DiZ!
Enjoying top 40 songs
Watching reality television
Thinking sex is more important than love
Being an etrovert
Being an narcissist
Enjoying nu-metal
Being shallow
Being predjudice
Being hateful
Thinking Fred is funny

Fezzelboker texting non-fezzelboker:YO STfU Yo FFFFattT hoBaG! I MAK SEx Wit YO mOMma lAZt nighte kay BBITTCh!

non-fezzelboker:You should learn english.

*signs off*

by Troll trollin' August 17, 2011

fizzleflop

A person who fails at everything.

-That Nick guy can't do anything right.
-Yeah I know, he's such a fizzleflop.

by This isn't real life February 9, 2014

poo fizzle

The tingly feeling that surprises your butthole after a spicy donair shit into a five gallon pale

Son of a gun, I just took one hell of a spicy donair shit into a five gallon pale that left my butthole in a state of poo fizzle

by Shmag liquor October 26, 2013

fizzle rocks

It’s a drug distributed by Hiram Lodge in Riverdale to the Sisters Of Quiet Mercy. It is used to make people see hallucinations of the Gargoyle King.

“Dude don’t take the fizzle rocks, they make you see things that aren’t there”

by RiverdaleIsAmazing272 January 12, 2019

sham dizzle pop fizzle

The sound a gansta's Mountain Dew makes when he open's it.

Clyde-"Yo Boosta', Dew me yo!"
Boosta-"Fo shizzle, snatch this shit."
Clyde-"Dag yo."
-(Opens Can)
"SHAM DIZZLE POP FIZZLE!"
Clyde-"That squeeker's my fav yo."
Boosta-"Fo sho."

by [Cloakboy] April 14, 2005

fizzledinger

One who enjoys flatulence during sexual intercourse.

Man that chick last night was a real fizzledinger.

by D-Heff May 3, 2006

blizzle and a fizzle

Simply put a "Blunt & A Forty"

Damn homie lets get down on a Blizzle and a Fizzle!

by Sum P.C.G.'s August 6, 2006