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Festerius

Festerius is some what of a minor internet celebrity that has been seen all over the internet since 1993. There are about 150 different refrences if you search for 'Festerius' on google.
Dude, did you see what that Festerius guy posted on our message board? Who is this weirdo?
by Festerius October 2, 2003
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fatter fuck

A fatter fuck is fatter than a fat fuck.
Look at that fatter fuck over there. He's having another desert after desert again. And he thinks that diet coke is going to reduce him to a fat fuck again?
by Ronnieoc714 October 30, 2013
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Fetzering

Noun: 1. The act of making an unfounded or unsubstantiated claim.
2. In philosophy, a method of debate or discussion based of the premise of: I think, therefore I am. I think you're wrong. therefore you are.
3. The act of disagreeing by employing rancor, name calling, ad hominem attacks or straw man argument.

Etymology: Fetzering began in earnest in the late 1960's, being implemented by a JFK conspiracy theorist and has since expanded it's use in the 9/11 debate arena.
1. Without evidence your claim is simple fetzering.

2. He should rely on his data instead of fetzering.
by bpete1969 February 19, 2013
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Whites Live Fatter

The presumptively ignorant belief that through out history it has always been advantageous to be white.
He was used to a life of: warnings by the police, 5 star vacations, swimming pools, tennis courts, credit cards, college degrees, career promotions, and tax evasion which all goes to prove Whites Live Fatter.
by Ranchgirls November 18, 2020
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fatterbate

the action of pleasuring one's fat
Larissa: "I just saw Evan jiggling his fat and making
orgasmic sounds! It was so gross!!"
Taylor: "Yeah that's called fatterbate... He does it a lot."
by ShockerFan January 17, 2008
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fitter

The British version of Hotter.when fit (hot) is just not enough.
My girl is so much fitter then yours!
by Natedavis March 9, 2007
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doing a fretter

A state of intoxication that far surpasses shitfaced, blotto, paralytic, slaughtered, sloshed, legless, and plastered.

Often used by oil rig workers to express a state of intoxication so severe that the person in question can no longer function in any capacity. This often results in acute degradation of any level of intellect and conscientiousness the person may have and a complete and utter loss of any shred of dignity.

#Vombie
Example 1

Man: I’ve just been pumped, so I'm getting shitfaced on the way home.
Wife: Oh dear don’t you be doing a fretter.
Man: PARSNIPS!

Example 2

Man: (makes random barfing sounds)
by gekkoplatipus January 7, 2017
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