Whimsical Ferret's Foot

Whimsical ferret's foot is used to describe people who are faggots like Jason.

If you're Jason Peng, you're a whimsical ferret's foot.

by s;jdf;lajasfas May 8, 2020

a purple-headed womb ferret

an underground term for a male anatomy aka the male penis

His purple headed womb ferret pertruded her vertical bacon smile

by l dawg n b rad September 18, 2003

ferret face

someone who has minimal lips and no chin

The TV show M*A*S*H included Major Frank Burns, aka "Ferret Face".

by Hot Lips Houlihan July 1, 2003

chutney ferret

a homosexual male or a land bound ferret that works in a chutney factory.

that man likes anal sex, he must be a chutney ferret.

by the buncing queen September 11, 2003

Ferret

a kickass animal

ferrets kick ass

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

terrestrial ferret

Where a man lays on the ground with a soft pens and allows it to erect like a plant growing. Once hard, the woman runs around uncontrollably while frequently sucking and allowing the "plant" to penetrante her.

I'm totally going to mess with my girlfriend tonight, we're going to terrestrial ferret.

by Consicle November 29, 2014

Grape Ferret

The fake taste of imitation grape flavored medicines and drinks, with a dirty fur aftertaste.

That cough medicine tastes like a grape ferret.

by Ronrants April 10, 2019