Purple Ferp

A purple penis, usually occurring after rough sex.

Alfredo had a purple ferp last night.

by QueGer December 2, 2011

ferp juice

Noun: Any spilled or otherwise created liquid resulting from a derp.

-guy spills water-

His friend: LOL FERP JUICE!

by cheddarz March 14, 2011

Purple Ferp

A big floppy purple object.

Jorge was slapped in the face by a purple ferp this afternoon.

by Tr3429 November 9, 2011

FERP

An acronym for the phrase "Fire Engine Red Pubes." A descriptive term for the pubic hair of a red-headed person. It is used as a noun, but can be used as both a nickname for a person or in direct reference to the subject.

Nickname: Hey FERP, how was your weekend?

Noun: Hey, you've got a FERP caught between your teeth.

by Professor_FERPS March 2, 2024

ferping

The act of Eiffel towering someone’s head by drilling a hole in the back of the skull for one person to put their dick into such that it can fuck the brain. Then proceeding to have two men insert their penises into the head, one through the mouth and another through the drilled hole, allowing the tips to be moving in opposite directions inside the head of the drilled individual.

Yeah, me and Thomas were ferping Connie the other day.

by ThoseWhoKnowSigmaBalkanRage March 1, 2025

ferp

A person with little social life or popularity who hangs on to any shred of affection; also someone who smells bicycle seats.

"Oh my gosh, I just said hi to Fred and now he won't stop following me."
"Ew, he's such a ferp."

by Dolittle Kumquat August 30, 2018

Ferpes

Furries with herpes (furry herpes)

Person: You got ferpes? I’m surprised you even managed to get laid

Furry:…

by :/- November 26, 2022