fernbombito

a drink invented by 4 wonderful pioneers in the depths of argentina.

ingredients:
1 shot of fernet
6 oz. of coke.

bomb, and enjoy!

Brice did way too many fernbombitos and lost his wallet.

by sbauholocaust July 2, 2009

Fern bar

American slang for an upscale preppy/yuppie bar or tavern usually decorated with ferns as well as fixtures and furniture such as retro sofas and fake Tiffany lamps. They were popular meeting places for young singles. The phrase came into common use in the late 1970s and early 1980s.

The new pub has a nice cocktail selection but an unfortunate fern bar atmosphere.

by Beer Titan November 26, 2010

fernal heights

a fictional san francisco neighborhood, based on the actual neighborhood name bernal heights. To go here is to actually just drink OR want to drink an excessive amount of fernet.

dude i took the train to fernal heights last night and ended up chowdering in my bed.

by David Ruiz March 25, 2008

Fern Ticket

–noun: Used by couples to go in to the ferns for sexual activities.

After a enjoyable walk in the countryside, Stuart and Fran decided to use their Fern Ticket to round off a great day.

by Shaftusmaximus May 8, 2008

Fernandez

A confident and ambitious man with a smile to die for. Fernandez is always thinking of the next big thing and how his actions can change the world.

A loyal friend and confidant, your heart and secrets are safe with him.

Example: Have a problem, tell it to God and Fernandez

by Wekrea8 February 5, 2020

James Fernandez

A super gorgeous and lovely guy who will pull at your heart strings from the moment you meet. He is unforgettable, irreplaceable and incomparable. Descending from a mixed European background, he has inherited all the irresistible features from that lineage and of course is the most stunning person you will ever lay eyes on. His beautiful smile and brown expressive eyes will dazzle you to happiness and take you to an entirely new dimension! His charismatic personality and sincere nature will make you fall in love with him instantly. But the more you get to know him, you will find that there is no one else who can come close to the jewel that he is. He would go out of his way for his family, friends and for the ones he loves and is very protective when someone tries to hurt them. He is loved by everyone, including one person who loves him more than he will know. He is very popular with the ladies and men love him too because he's just so easy to get along with. the most interesting person in world and is a genius beyond words. He just knows everything there is to know, but he is very modest and humble with the wisdom that he holds. He is addictive, and will never leave your thoughts, you will always want to be in his company because he just lifts your spirits high. His laughter will lift you out of sadness and his hug will keep you feeling safe and loved! An amazing guy you'll never ever forget... this life time and your next.

Lady Luck 1: i wish i could muster up the courage to talk to James Fernandez! It drives me insane!
Lady Lucky 2: come on lady luck 1, pick up you socks and find that nile within you and go say hi... he's a lovely chap - he's not gonna bite.

by I<3james.com May 29, 2010

Trainable Fern

This act is when a man delicately puts some cocaine into the tip of his phallus, then proceeds to have anal sex with a man or woman. This is so when he ejaculates, it projects the cocaine so it goes straight into the recipients bloodstream.

I gave a Trainable Fern to my friend, he got so high!

by Wooooord Fiend April 13, 2011