feebles

An inability to complete basic tasks as a direct result of being hungover

I was unable to drive today due to a severe case of the feebles

by Craig Murphy June 8, 2005

Fertle

Fertle
To fiddle with,improve, mess about with, fix, adjust.

Fertle...
Fertle with an engine... tune it up?...
Fertle with anything... to adjust it
Can be "search for", ie, had a damn good fertle in the shed, but couldnt find the shovel...

by Bwian SilverDragon September 5, 2008

Fernley

Almost a city, Fernley is a small roundabout on your way to Reno, NV. Points of interest include an Amazon dist. center responsible for 45% of Lyon County's employment, a high-risk middle school/ high school, a urine stained race track and a redbox. Citizens of Fernley are usually upper-lower-lower class people with a median income of $12,538. To combat their low-income they, like cats, often become roommates with one-another and sleep in piles to save money on blankets/heating. Fernley is only a terrifying 15 minute drive to Silver Springs. This is terrifying as it's easy for inhabitants of Silver Springs to enter Fernley and shop for groceries. To combat this, the only point of entry from Silver Springs is fortified by a steep hill that makes it difficult for Silver Springers to enter as they own cheap autos, or simply can't afford the gas. Regardless, most Silver Springs high school graduates eventually move to Fernley with aspirations of working at the Wendy's, only an elite few are accepted. Fernley is often referred to as Ferntucky by Nevada's white trash population, no-one knows why. Not much is known about the school system other than a big "FU" made out of rocks on the mountain behind it. This is thought to be a deterrent for middle class and higher tourists. Fernley ranks #4 in Nv for meth usage, #2 for racism, #1 for most Silver Springs graduates, and #1 for Nevada's most questionable Wal-Mart.

Friend 1: Hey want to go to Fernley to go watch the racetrack?
Friend 2: No, last time I was there the bleachers were covered in either beer or piss, couldn't tell.
Friend1: Well shit, look at the fancy out-of-towner, too good to sit in beer-piss like the rest of us.
Friend 2:...

by NobamaFTW February 20, 2013

Feeble Minded

an idiot who can't comprehend something because their brain capacity is so small.

Kid 1: This kid can't even understand the cow jumped over the moon.

Kid 2: Yeah I know, he's so feeble minded.

Kid 1: fucking idiot!

by toker123 April 19, 2009

Ferbreze Brothers

When you start fresh with someone (ie, forget your past) you call yourselves the Ferbreze Brothers

Person 1) Can we start over

Person 2) Yeah, sure.

1) Cool. We should call ourselves the Ferbreze Brothers, coz it's feeling so fresh right now.

by Renlau August 23, 2011

Ferbie

(Noun) The person (male or female) that stands along the wall during a party and just stares at everyone without saying anything...

Hey look at that ferbie over there....what a weirdo..

by BBoy Sloth February 6, 2008

feeble truth

When something is said or claimed, and it is very unlikely that it is the truth (yet not impossible) , but because of no witnesses or any possible verification, their is no way to prove it is a lie and is legally the truth

Paul: When I went to Las Vegas I lost my virginity to Pamela Anderson

Jeff: Shutup, we know that's not true

Paul: No I swear to god

Jeff: I guess cause you can't prove it, and we don't believe you. but i guess its the feeble truth

by Optical Epilepsy February 17, 2010