dirty Felix

When a man called Felix sucks and licks your ass after you took a big dump. It fells like you get fucked in the ass, but you dont. The most important thing during dirty Felix is to listen to the Mia Khalifa song, Because Felix likes it!

Yesterday i did the dirty Felix with Julian

by bigdump April 26, 2020

death by felix

When you keep spamming bot commands in mml and Felix goes to your house to kill you..

"oh wow why did pappo died"
"he spammed the -define command and suffered death by felix"

by Felix_Bird15 September 19, 2021

Dirty Felix

A man and a woman are in the doggy style position, and another girl is then behind the man and figering his ass. While this is going on, they all simotaniously start peeing and pooing to the mark of a previously agreed apown word, which someone says. usually the word is 'Felix,' but it can be anything really. Also, usually the person who is picked to say the word to commence the pooing and peeing, they usually say it at a comprimising time, when at least one person will be pooed on or peed on. After the shitting, they continue on have sex.

"i head a dirty felix last night with these two chicks, but boy did i get it in the face!"

by Yalts March 30, 2008

Dirty Felix

When someone kisses you after they drank water

I just got a dirty Felix, a cool kiss

by cattle man August 25, 2021

Double Felix

Getting totally wasted while touring evets and bars with two persons named Felix. Generally a positive and memorable event.

-"Dude, I've been Double Felix last night and had to call sick at the office today."

or

-"Life is so boring sometimes, I wish can be double-felixed soon."

by reptilo February 3, 2010

dirty felix

A dirty Felix is the act of masturbating in the mouth of a cat-dog hybrid while smoking copious amounts of weed, sometimes while performing a dirty Felix you will look at donkey pxrn.

Friend 1: Bro my boy Felix performed the dirtiest of Felix's yesterday, then I sucked him off
Friend 2: Damn I wish I could do a dirty felix

by Ur mums ex boyfriends step dad January 8, 2022

Felis domesticus

Felis domesticus aka the House Cat. The highest form of life on Earth. Has used hypnotic powers of cuteness to enslave Homo sapiens to provide it with food and shelter, and, most importantly, a life of total freedom and leisure.

Canis familiaris saw what great success Felis domesticus had with enslaving the Homo sapiens primates, and almost accomplished the same feat with their similar powers of hypnotic cuteness, however, for some reason, the canines, for the most part, did not end up with the same levels of freedom as their feline counterparts, making them, in our opinion, the second smartest spieces on planet Earth, followed by Homo sapiens in a distant third place.

P.S. A late breaking development: A much more rare spieces, the ferret, may be tied with Canis familiaris for 2nd place in the planet Earth Intelligence Quotient, more details will be given upon further investigation.

by Clueless Ann Lark, planetary researcher January 19, 2007