felcher

Birmingham, circa 1994.
Became a nickname to which I have been cursed, not due to my practising said 'art', but through an innocent mispronounciation of my surname. I'm stuck with it.

Man: (at door of concert): "I've come to see Chris..."
Woman: (on door) "Chris who?"
Man: "Erm... Chris.... Felcher??"

by chris wheelie April 21, 2005

felcher

Felcher: Someone who cums in a woman ass, then sucks it out with (or without) a straw.

After he blew a load in her ass, he felchered it all up with a straw. MMM MMM GOOD!

by Keli Marie December 28, 2005

felcher

when a man ejaculates sperm on someone ass, then sucks it up with a straw, to clean up the mess.

"OMG, lauren loves felchers!"
"Jimmer gives felchers to men, all the time! hes the felcher master!!"

by Cassieeee January 14, 2007

felcher

Someone who sucks semen out of an anus.

Faggots are usually felchers

by Rolls A Lot May 5, 2005

felcher

(n) One who felches. By definition must be male, or at least have masculine genitalia.
(v) abv. Felch'er: Instruction to a man to felch his female sexual partner. (Short for) Felch her.

(n) Everytime I kiss Ramon, I am reminded that he is a felcher
(v) Ramon, Why don't you felch'er like the dirty anal cum loving slut that she is?

by Matt May 1, 2003

felcher

In Canadian Terms:
One who derives sexual gradification from sticking small rodents or animals in one's anus, (usually done with the assistance of a paper towel tube) so that the animal twitches around inside the anus until it is suffocated.

"Richard Gere is a dirty felcher who gets off on having hamsters shoved up his ass."

by 1873X December 15, 2003

felcher

after cumming in a womans ass. Felching is the act of sucking the cum out of her ass with a straw.

after I blew my load in her ass, i felched it all up.

by Anonymous October 10, 2003