feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

by Telephony October 10, 2016

The Ole' Felati-Steal

Two Kleptomaniacs that always work in pairs, not only deriving a thrill from their ill-gotten goods, but also performing oral sex upon one another before fleeing the scene.

Person 1: ''Adam and Nicky just got shit canned because of their constant thieving and pole smoking antics....''


Person 2: ''Ah, the ole' Felati-Steal you say...''

by fear the factory April 9, 2009

Fëanor

Person is completely innocent and morally justified

Fëanor did nothing wrong when he burned the boats his brother needed

by Úmarth May 15, 2020

falandering

A term used to describe a person who is out and about, never home, or out on the streets up to no good, unable to stay in one place.

She wasn't home like she said she was, she was seen falandering around.

by liongirl77 April 22, 2014

Feanin

Being addicted to or experiencing a strong desire to always looking your best at all times. The word stems from the Personal Care products made by Fean and Company. Fean is known for making the best grooming and skin care products for Men; used by celebrities and the upper echelon.

1. It’s been two hours since I freshened up… I’m feanin for face a wash and body scrub.

2. Anthony applies Fean lip balm and body lotion every ten minutes… He’s Feanin!

by JackBlackMan January 13, 2010

Regina Falange

Pheobe Buffay's fake name in the best comedy TV show FRIENDS

Monica: People may give out fake phone numbers but they don't give out fake names.
Pheobe: Yes they do i do it all the time *turns to joey* Hello im Regina Falange.
Joey: Hi i'm Ken Adams.

by FriendsFnatic April 14, 2014

Feline-Fuckery

1) Jokes or pranks that seem to cause problems.
2) Girl with Cat ears, often in a sense of sex fetish

Stop with all this feline-fuckery!!!

WOW that girl is hot! I would love some Feline-Fuckery.

by Warboss-Chris November 16, 2009