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Partying hard like it's your last night without any remorse.
James said tonight, we're going Federal bruh!
Federal by FLLS July 28, 2023
Being in an overly vulnerable or exposed position. In a position that emits an unnecessary amount of information.
"Isn't your full name Lucy Jean Johnson the 3rd?"

"Bro why are you saying that out loud, federal AF.

"Stop looking at my text messages, that's so federal."
Federal by Incognitomode.007 November 27, 2023

Federal Reserve

After the 2008 financial crisis, the world economy needed saving, but the Federal Reserve gave a bunch of newly printed money to the Primary Dealers instead.

federal donation 

Nickname for federal taxation. Rather than "owing" taxes to the federal government, one donates money to the federal government so that they can use it at their own whim.
1)

I: I still have not filed the tax I owe to the government
Q: You don't owe the government! Those are mandatory federal donations.

2) On April 15th, I calculate the federal donations that I gave to the government

Federal Way 

Also known as Felony Way, a bedroom community between Seattle and Tacoma characterized by violent crime, poor schools, and lots of newly constructed low income housing.
Dude...Did you see that another drive by shooting occurred last night in Felony Way?
You are so mean. Federal Way ain't nothin' but a cheap ghetto where I can use my Section 8 vouchers.
Federal Way by Nafius October 2, 2016

Federal Prison 

Federal prisons last for usually 12 years. One can end their time at a federal prison early, but the people gave birth to them will be very angry.

It is a little know fact that when you attend a federal prison there is a free and hidden extra dlc consisting of, Gucci wearing douchebags giving you constant death threats, parents giving you death threats when not performing up to their standards(exclusive to Asian servers), and getting pressured by your peers to mimic basically their every action.
Federal Prison by n't're'yes January 28, 2019