Fed Ex

The new nick name for Kevin Federline, after Britney Spears dumped his ass

Hey Fed Ex, what's new?

by DizzyLizzy November 17, 2006

Fed Ex

A shipping service, just like USPS or UPS.

Did you take those packages to Fed Ex to be sent yet?

by Dan Barnett November 18, 2006

Fed Ex

A slang word used in arizona to describe someone with a fat butt or getting taken in the butt

Zack: Girl you got a Fed Ex

by Jordan petty February 7, 2008

Fed Ex

Kevin Fedderlines New Nickname Since Birntey Spears Divorced Him In 11/06

"A Good 6 Monthes Before K-Fed And Britney Broke Up, I Heard Jimmy Kimmle Come Up With The Catchy Nickname Fed Ex."

by Crizzy-G November 16, 2006

Fed Ex

A style of sexual intercourse during which the guy bangs the girl at an accelerated pace, with more emphasis on speed than quality.

"He Fed Ex'd the shit out of me last night"

by plowerranger November 15, 2009

Fed Ex

A term used to describe a former President's ex-lover

That Monica Lewinsky isn't doing Bill anymore, she's a Fed Ex.

by MSG November 16, 2006

Fed Ex Deluxe

The occurence of two males rubbing their genetalia (package) together in full frontal position.

Guy 1: I was so hammered last night all i can remeber is having a Fed Ex Deluxe with Steve.

Guy 2: Huh, well did you enjoy it?

Guy 1: Uhh i had mixed emotions... i don't really want to talk about it right now.

Guy 2: Its ok, Steve is pretty persuasive.

Guy 1: Thanks for understanding.

by Balls in Moonlight September 19, 2009