Fed Ex

Kevin Fedderlines New Nickname Since Birntey Spears Divorced Him In 11/06

"A Good 6 Monthes Before K-Fed And Britney Broke Up, I Heard Jimmy Kimmle Come Up With The Catchy Nickname Fed Ex."

by Crizzy-G November 16, 2006

Fed Ex

A style of sexual intercourse during which the guy bangs the girl at an accelerated pace, with more emphasis on speed than quality.

"He Fed Ex'd the shit out of me last night"

by plowerranger November 15, 2009

Fed-Exing

The waiting for or provoking of a couple's breakup in order to take the ex boyfriend or girlfriend.

As soon as Carla and James broke up, Jake finished with his Fed-exing and took Carla while she was weak. Jake is a dick.

by DaneGilly November 2, 2010

fed-ex

a female evaluating a males "package"

Rexy fed-exed Shawn's package.

by Rexie January 16, 2013

Fed Ex

A term used to describe a former President's ex-lover

That Monica Lewinsky isn't doing Bill anymore, she's a Fed Ex.

by MSG November 16, 2006

fed-ex

when meetin up with an ex-girlfriend/ love/ one nighter you realise that your mates were correct and she was actually a fat mother huberd!!

matt-wasnt that your ex?
me-yes, yes it was!!!
matt-she was fat!!!
me-yes, you could say she was my fed-ex

by Mr.Rickus November 17, 2006

Fed Ex Deluxe

The occurence of two males rubbing their genetalia (package) together in full frontal position.

Guy 1: I was so hammered last night all i can remeber is having a Fed Ex Deluxe with Steve.

Guy 2: Huh, well did you enjoy it?

Guy 1: Uhh i had mixed emotions... i don't really want to talk about it right now.

Guy 2: Its ok, Steve is pretty persuasive.

Guy 1: Thanks for understanding.

by Balls in Moonlight September 19, 2009