Fecteau

(Fecteau not Facteau)

The act of fucking a golf ball machine while being next to a river.

Dad's daughter- "Daddy what is that old man doing next to that river?"
Dad- "Oh sweetheart... that's called Fecteau"

by Bobby Leitcher April 26, 2022

Aaron Fecter

A cartoon name given to someone that cares about money and intellectual property more than being a decent fucking human. Aaron Fecter's love to profit off of global pandemics. They are also known to start a successful business, only to then ruin it because cartoon characters are more important than 300 jobs. They also like to put out 1k bounty's on minors on the internet. They also verbally attack anyone that even slightly disagrees with them. This is not a name of a real person, it is a cartoon character.

guy 1: A man! I heard you where being a Aaron Fecter today!

guy 2: That's right! My premium subscription is only 60$! I post everyday (lies)

guy 1: Damn that sounds like a scam

guy 2: *Vacuum Sounds*

by eye-patch-cockroach April 9, 2020

Felates

fuh-lah-tees

The delicate art performing fellatio while practicing pilates. Originated at SUNY Purchase College.

credit to M.Dashevsky

That bitch gave mad good felates!
or
Sorry I didn't answer the phone, I was doing my daily felates.
OR
Are you going to the felates class in the dining hall later? See ya there!

by Em and Kay February 24, 2009

flocky-nocky-nahilla-pilla-fecations

A word or common phrase meaning that some people cannot pronounce this word properly.

You can't can you?

by Turbo The Porcupine April 19, 2004

fecatine pheromone

A stink that secretes out of a select few mammals rectum. It is said to lure the opposite sex into a sort of un-breakable love spell.

After the fecatine pheromone took effect on the woman, her eyes opened wide. She latched onto her new found mate, and never let go.

by anon July 4, 2004

Fucate

the act of royally fucking something up

I really fucated my last marriage

by bezalella September 5, 2011

fecafellatio

Oral stimulation of the feces

John: Hey Don, I gotta take a turd!!

Don: Sweet dude! It's the perfect chance to test out my fecafellatio skills!!

by Skeletor December 29, 2004