Polish Febreeze

A smelly fart released in a confined space, which is then immediately occupied by a person.

I was taking off my pants in the bathroom stall and I totally polish febreezed myself.

The couple who was in the photo booth before us totally polish febreezed us.

by The Roshh January 19, 2020

febreze

Method of cleaning clothes that are far too dirty for the washing machine.

If you're going to bring her back here you better febreze that pile of shit on the futon.

by ryan.s October 16, 2008

Febreze ironing

to make ones clothes, usually dirty or emanating bad smells, appear as though they have been recently cleaned by spraying them with Febreze or rubbing them heavily with a dryer sheet. Usually due to the fact that there were not any clean clothes available or because the clothes have touched something smelly or the wearer hugged somebody who was especially putrid.

Stephanie was running late this morning so she did some Febreze ironing real quick before getting into her car.

I don't have time to clean my dress before going on my date- and it smells kind of funky... I need some Febreze, where'd you put it?

by Smatty December 18, 2007

febreze

Make someone or something disappear.

I'm gonna Febreze him. All my money got Febrezed by my new lady

by p4bl34u October 30, 2010

febrezetacular

spectacular with a spray of febreze

i hope your day is febrezetacular.

you look febrezetacular today.

today is a febrezetacular day.

by davu & gizu March 21, 2020

Febreze shower

To spray oneself with Frebreze as a alternative to bathing.

See "Mexican Shower"

"Man, Dave smells like he took a Mexican Shower."

"No, I think he actually took a Febreze shower."

by Digitalbath November 13, 2009

Febreezer

A person, preferably male, who smells nice and has good hair. This species is highly regarded with the opposite sex for no apparent reason. Many have ceased to exist, but a few still live on. Usually plays an instrument such as drums, and is known to over exaggerate spontaneously. Extremely quotable, and will do many things for attention. Basically a hot jackass.

'Did you see the febreezer today?"
"Yeah he pulled his pants down and pretended to rape whatshisface"

by casiano33322 March 5, 2009