fauxbriety

The act of faking one's sobriety to convince family, friends, or the courts that one is seeking to maintain a clean existence.

Lindsay's fauxbriety was apparent when she was seen stumbling out of the club on Saturday night.

by RJMiller July 27, 2008

Fauxmercial

A commercial on TV, YouTube, etc. that is not sanctioned by the company in the advertisement. Or the company or product being depicted is not real.

Simply put, a fake commercial.

Dude, I hate when I miss a great fauxmercial on Saturday Night Live thinking it's real when fast forwarding my DVR.

by Roccus April 15, 2009

fauxerity

Lacking sincerity.
A person may try to sound like they care or are interested in something you have confided but it is fake sincerity.

Me "I have been sick for days."
Them "Oh my, that sucks!" they say with fauxerity and they continue on by talking about themselves " OMG, I had to wear dirty socks today! I had to stay late at work. I...I...Me...Me...Me..."
That person has a bad case of fauxerity!

by bsideco April 22, 2011

fauxternal

When twins say they're fraternal but you still can't tell them apart.

Micah and JT are adults now and for as long as I've known my nephews, I still struggle to tell them apart. They say they're fraternal but I saw they're fauxternal.

by Ch!ckMagnet July 20, 2018

fauxtercycle

A scooter or low-end motorcycle, usually referred to in relation to the overzealous asshole driving it as if it were a real bike.

Look at that idiot cutting lanes on his fauxtercycle!

by LiteralMisuse January 9, 2019

faubert

Faubert is normally very athletic, but very lazy. He is very competitive with any sport he does. Faubert’s are normally not afraid to speak there mines, and will hit back 10x harder when going after someone. Make sure to never go after his loved ones, you will regret it. He is one of the sweetest people you with ever meet and any girl would be lucky to have him in their life. If you ever become friends with a Faubert you are extremely lucky. Make sure to never lose him when he comes around. He will always be able to make you laugh when your down, and will always be there for you. He is very dependable when needing help, but is the best procrastinator you will ever meet.

Girl 1: I met one of the nicest guys!
Girl 2: I bet his name is Faubert.
Girl 1: How did you know

by 15853836929 December 6, 2020

fauxdercoat

To spray paint a surface from at least two feet away creating a mist of paint that evenly distributes color and creates a gritty satin texture similar to powdercoating.

I fauxdercoated my car parts so it looks like it was professionally powdercoated - mainly to save time and money - but also to hide imperfections due to lack of paint prep, skill, and any patience to do it right. So I tell myself I fauxdercoat because it’s temporary and I’ll powdercoat it later for reals - but we all know that shit excuse is just famous last words.

by Tess Tickular May 18, 2021