fauxchambeau

Much like rochambeau except the person who kicks first then immediately concedes the contest so that he doesn't have to get kicked in the nuts.

warning: if you fauxchambeau someone you should expect a return kick to your nuts when you least expect it.

Dude 1: Hey I'll rochambeau you for that last slice of pizza
Dude 2: Ok

Dude 1 kicks Dude 2 in the balls

Dude 2: uggghhh... my turn
Dude 1: nah, I'm full anyway, I just wanted to kick you in the nuts
Dude 2: oh man thats a total fauxchambeau, you better not sleep tonight

by eJrock February 17, 2009

Fauxed

An adjective intentionally made into a past-tense verb so as to illicitly garner at least 18 points on a Scrabble board.

Feathers and furs can be faux, fo sho,
but fauxed isn't in the dictionary, no.

by GrammarPatrol July 20, 2010

fauxdestrian

1. A person standing at a crosswalk distracted by their electronics. Stopping traffic but not crossing.
2. A person attempting to walk in a crowd while texting, acting like a directionless zombie.

Look at that fauxdestrian.
What a fauxdestrian.
Did you see that fauxdestrian?

by Craig Ludwig, Holly MacArthur May 8, 2018

fauxcation line

When a guy tells a girl that he's taking the summer off from working with some company, when he is actually unemployed.

Duder 1: "What did you tell that fine bitch at the club last night?"

Duder 2: "Oh dude I told her I was taking the summer off from MS."

Duder 1: "Wow dude, you gave her the old fauxcation line? Damn, you better hope she doesn't find out your ass in unemployed and broke son!"

by westfalia December 22, 2009

Fauxcest

A) When siblings who don't know they're siblings fall in love

B) When adopted non-related siblings fall in love. Often happens in Korean films or Japanese mangas, but can be seen in American films as well

There's a bit of fauxcest going on in the Dexter series on TV. Dexter's sister Debra has romantic feelings for him (which is actually okay - they're not related by blood)

by scifiwritir December 26, 2011

fauxcabulary

n. Vocabulary people use to try to put on an image or sound smart. For example, people referring to Nitrous Oxide as 'NOS', which is just flat out wrong.

Can also refer to words which sound like they have meaning, but don't.

Kevin, enough will your bullshit fauxcabulary. I know you know nothing about topic of discussion.

by 175623226 December 24, 2006

Fauxcial

A fake social networking friend. Someone who adds you as a friend whom you have never met.

Dudelarse, I'm not going to add him as a friend. I don't like have any fauxcials.

by lallydoodle October 3, 2008