Fattard

A person who completes tasks slowly due to their fatness.

Hey Matt, let's take a shortcut through this hole in the fence.
Oh no, I'm stuck!
Hurry up you fattard.

by Biggest brother there is November 30, 2020

faptarded

Performing masturbation to the point where your intellectual capacity is severely and/or permanently diminished.

The people on the Suicide Girls forums are completely faptarded; they can't even spell "niple" right.

by daisymercedees August 1, 2011

faptard

UncleKenny

You fucking faptard unclekenny

by Fazed BIZOTCH August 25, 2003

fatgarden

A place where fat people like to hang out. Such places include: Krispy Kreme store, buffets, etc...

This fatgarden smells like obesity - be careful, it could be contagious

by He's the boxman September 29, 2006

Fatard

Being obese and mentally challenged.

Although he tried for hours, the fatard didnt realize his pants were too small and did not fit him, as he is a size 64 and the pants he was trying on were size 36.

by Tao Cerebro April 9, 2011

fatbardha

She's an amazing girl, but stop boys! She belong to Fabrizio and will marry him soon...

Stop! Fatbardha is Frabrizos girl!

by Naataaliiee January 3, 2017

faptard

a fat, retarded & disgusting man.

meatloaf or Marlon Brando

by unclekenny August 21, 2003