Low-fat dick

A dick that has no carbohydrates, low on fat, and healthy for vegans.

Girl 1: Omg Tommy's dick is so big you should try to fuck with him
Girl 2: EW, NO, I'M VEGAN
Girl 1: Girl, he has that low-fat dick.

by jkbhv snaklmc;vmd November 26, 2019

Sum boi heavy fat dick

A version of slang used for annoying people you don't like

Hul you sum boi heavy fat dick Chloe Andrews

by Harrybawz December 2, 2021

Big fat dick in my mouth

If your a sus boy then this is the word for you when you feel like being gay then say this

hey bro...... yeah wsp.......I got a big fat dick in my mouth......bro wtf nigga you gay

by GGJKLOLLMAOLMFAONGGRNGGABTCHHR November 21, 2021

jimmy dean fat dick

Jimmy Dean makes big sausages, so some one with a Jimmy Dean fat dick has a fat dick.

Juan Pablo has a Jimmy Dean fat dick!

by Juan Pablo Jenkins cox November 14, 2019

dick fat

The fat that surrounds the Penis, which in larger men, makes their Penis appear smaller than it really is.

"The length of my Penis is an optical illusion due to the dick fat surronding my penis."

by BeanSauce March 10, 2005

Dick Fat

A fat friend who's being a dick, or just a fat dick.

"Shut up dick fat!"

by veganrichy July 25, 2009

fat shit dick licker

when you take a shit and try to blow yourself

Zack stop being a fat shit dick licker!

by T-MONEY May 5, 2003