Fart Muffin

When you fart so hard that a little bit of poo pokes out of your butthole.

Guy 1: I heard you had a fart muffin at the club the other day...are you alright?
Guy 2: I think I'll be okay. Stephanie still hasn't called me back, man I regret that tacobell.

by maaayn November 3, 2015

Farthuffing

When you put your mouth up to your romantic partners asshole and suck on their asshole when they fart in your mouth

Babe… want to start farthuffing me?

Yeah babe that’s really fucking hot when we do that.

by Ravioli__Bandit January 4, 2022

Fagamuffin

A homosexual that enjoys muffins.

That fagamuffin Over there really enjoys chocolate chip.

by Smallafro May 19, 2016

fragmuffin

a term to express frustration.

Fragmuffin! Kailem doesn't believe me!

by tashalaughs February 13, 2006

fagmuffin

one who is a muffin and fag :

Penelope: Hey what's that muffin over there?
Juanita: Oh! That's a fagmuffin :
Penelope: thx i was wondering X

by Eve Eeyore September 25, 2007

fagamuffin

Noun. A disparaging term used to describe ex-boyfriends. Females are generally known to refer to their exes as "fags". Well, gay men are also generally known to have great taste. therefore, it can be expected that they would NOT want some girl's jerk of an ex-boyfriend. therefore, they are fagamuffins.

roses are red, violets are blue,
somethingsomethingsomething
fagamuffin is chu (you).

by Yve September 25, 2004

faggmuffin

When a person of low skill (n00b) acts tough and threayens you repeatedly just to annoy you; A threat from a n00b that is said repeatedly

a) hey man screw you! oh i so owned you!

b) shut up faggmuffin

by Homer's my name... August 26, 2009