Fartle

Usually used by the sleep mate, when a sleeping person farts so loud that it causes them to toss and turn or mumble uninteligibly

I was laying in bed unable to sleep when my husband fartled and almost woke himself up.

by Sleezy G January 21, 2006

fartle

To startle a fart out of someone.

"Oh man. Worst fartle ever. I was afeared and thenjoy everything smelled terribly."

by 6username9 May 14, 2014

Fartle

farting and startling yourself when your asleep

fart while nearly sleeping, and being awoken suddenly by said fart. He Fartled himself!

by that Jossy Girl December 27, 2012

Fartling

- Noun

1. A feckless, contemptible, inconsequential little fart of a creature.

2. A worthless human being.

Fartling: "Hey hey, sign up to Pirates vs Ninjas already so we can play it together!!!!!!!"
Bloke: "Fuck off, go play your shit games with other people of your mental age, I have better things to do with my time, like work at my job."
Fartling: <Puffing chest, splaying arms> "Oi you fucking what mate, wanna fight? 1v1 me, I will wreck you hard"
Bloke: <Picks fartling up and throws him several metres> "I said, I have better things to do with my time!"

by Charlemagne1993 November 30, 2015

fartle

a small fart often not thought to be worth mentionning, but can sometimes be followed through, resulting excremishing or a fartleberry.
see 'excremished'

there are never really examples as they are not often spoken of, unless resulting in a follow through, one may be on the bus and be confronted by a fellow human being who will say something along these lines
"'psst. man I need help, you know that smell...well I though it was a fartle, but seems there was more to it than that...you don't 'appen to 'ave a spair pair of undies do you?"

by Daniel Crompton November 19, 2003

fartled

To be gagged and smothered by a fart.

While Brett was sleeping face up on the locker room bench, Brad sat on his face and fartled him.

by Doodles505 July 21, 2009

Fartle

When an individual thinks he is passing a silent fart, but it ends up being loud and he scares himself.

Matt thought his fart at the office was going to be silent, but it was really loud and he fartled himself.

by HappyHeff January 06, 2014