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Articulated Truck

4 in the front, 16 in the back. Fingers and toes, and knees if you get that far.
"Where's Rebecca?"

"She's in the hospital, I gave her an articulated truck last night"
by Chiparoo October 9, 2011
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Articulate

Able to convert one's thoughts and emotions into words. Those who are articulate can use large, 'higher-level' words in their sentences without making a conscious effort to do so.
Just because somebody types without proper grammar doesn't make them inarticulate; after all, why does it matter whether or not you waste your time trying to add proper punctuation.
by Diggity Monkeez January 13, 2005
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farjaculate

The action of farting whilst ejaculating, not to be confused with the fart that sneaks out while peeing in a urinal. Typically found in drunken males while fornicating but can be found in in females. Also not to be confused with a queef in females.
Bryan was embarrassed when he farjaculated all over Kristin.
by Madka June 21, 2010
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fartjaculate

1. (v) To expel santorum (ejaculate, lubricant, and stray fecal matter) left in the anus after anal sex. Usually done while sitting on the toilet as if farting or shitting. Often accompanied by wet fart noises.

2. (n) Another word for santorum. The substance which you fartjaculate.
(v) After anal sex, Pete likes to sit on the toilet and loudly fartjaculate. He takes the time to reflect, and enjoy the after-tremors of a great anal orgasm.

(n) Tina: "OMG. The most embarrassing thing happened last night."
Lori: "Yeah?"
Tina: "Tommy fucked me up the ass before we went to the Nikki Minaj concert. I thought I was clear, but the last remnants of fartjaculate dripped down my leg during Anaconda. Why can it never all come out in one go?!"
by Mouflon Noir July 3, 2016
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Articulate

(N.) What about two-thirds of the people on this website are not. Most of them (High-Schoolers) still read at a 3rd Grade level.
"hay! dat's not tru! yo, youse betta be shuttin' up bout dat n all cuz i'm a reel nigga! i cut u ass, nigga. i stab you thru tha inrtenet btch. u betta wsie up, foo. im da trtuh, nigga."
-*Wonderboy Marvel* (It ain't over bitch.)
by G-Union November 6, 2003
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Articulate

(adj) Well-spoken, possessing a talent for lucid and effortless speech.

A secret racial slur against blacks. When a black person delivers an impressive speech, interview, or story and is complimented as articulate, their temper will boil on sight. The tenuous implication being, you were surprised they could even speak.
"...and those are the biggest ways Aristotle differed from Plato's teaching."

"I have to agree, that was quite an articulate discourse"

"WHAT YOU TALKIN BOUT KRACKA??"
by TheGoyWonder May 25, 2014
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Fanticulate

To fantasize about something speculated, or to daydream about it.

Past Tense: Fanticulated
Present Tense: Fanticulate / Fanticulizing

Future Tense: Fanticulize / Fanticulate
Part of Speech: Verb
Today my coworker brought a picture of their family to their desk. I sometimes fanticulate about them playing with a dog, because I think they might have one.
by ElliottBLT June 20, 2017
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