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fartbox

A box is a vagina. A queef is a vaginal fart. Therefore, a fartbox is another term for the vagina.
He made me queef harmonious toons out of my fartbox.

The pressurization built up while commencing the downward dog pose, caused the woman in front of me at yoga class to release a deafening queef from her fartbox.
by A-Town Chump October 22, 2013
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A "gondola" type of ski lift at stratton mountain, VT where all occupants must stand with their equpment inside as they are ferried up the mountain-the lift is more prone to this slang term early in the morning after a night of drinking, while the occupants are drinking champage wine and smoking weed on the trip up.
holy shit jimmy, just cause they call it a fartbox doesnt mean you gotta make it a fartbox..yo pass that bowl over here i did'nt hit it yet..bandit did you get the cork outta that chapagne yet?
by R. doddley May 2, 2003
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Another word for Anus (end of your rectum where you release gas/fart and excrete.)
I'll shove my hard cock up her fartbox.
by MrMusic February 4, 2015
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A newly, quickly and cheaply built, multi-family residential apartment building or condominium complex just tall enough to replace blue sky views with thoughtless, tasteless design at least 5 blocks in every direction. American fartboxes are typically "constructed" of wood framing and styrofoam that's wrapped in chicken wire that's then covered in stucco or brick veneer. It must be as ugly as possible, cost as little to build as possible and in turn cost as much as possible to purchase, cool, heat and maintain. To make room for new fartboxes, gassy developers will commonly target a towns most vulnerable historic neighborhoods. Sites most significant to a regions cultural heritage are the most suitable locations.
Developers want to tear it down to make room for more fartboxes
by TobyTunes November 25, 2020
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another word for your best homies ass that you creampie in. then proceed to tongue punch till it squirts in your eye and gives you pink eye
Yo Ben I hit Evan's fartbox yesterday. man it was sick.
by the fartbox KO November 29, 2021
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fartbox noun /ˈfärtˌbäks/ A generic, styleless condominium or apartment complex—typically built from the 1980s onward—that exhibits minimal architectural distinction and contributes little to the cultural or aesthetic character of its surrounding community.
Developers tore down the church to make room for more fartboxes.
by Auxpr July 16, 2025
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The asshole.
I just blew a dirty kiss to that dumb cunt with my fartbox.
by hawke4me November 15, 2025
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