Fartistic License

When the result of a potentially objectionable wind break is justified on artistic grounds.

"JOHN, you farted during the wedding!!!"

"I claim fartistic license. Those people were being way too serious about everything."

by backotruck November 2, 2011

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Solo-femistic

The gross public discrimination of solo female diners at a restaurant. May be displayed in various ways such as seating the solo diner in an inferior location... Such as near the kitchen entry, on a bar stool at the bar for dinner, out the back in staff break-out area.

"We gave The Ivy a dining experience rating of 0 stars after they behaved in a solo-femistic manner" National Geographic Traveller

by Wordisticated January 1, 2015

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Farmist

A person who farms and has a deep profound hatred for those who do not farm. They are also hated by Non-Farmists.

"If you don't farm, then fuck you!"
-Farmist

"Fuckin' Farmists!"
-Non-Farmist 1

"Burn the Farmists!"
-Non-Farmist 2

by obobobaba February 28, 2017

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fartstick

1.A person who can really piss you off.
2.An object used to show expression
3.An object which is formed from a solid fart.

1.Blake is a fartstick.
2.Oh my fartsticks, Blake just licked himslef!
3.Blake enjoys eating his mom's fartsticks.

by Your friend, Nicole July 24, 2006

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Fartesticles

The unfortunate condition where whilst administering anal sex, the recipient expresses the sudden urge to pass flatulence. Upon pulling out, it is released all over the testicles.

Man: Dang, I got Fartesticles last night, and it was such a turn on that I blew my stack way too early.
Woman: Sorry about that...

by ColonPounder December 28, 2009

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