Faptation

The person or persons that rotate in your mind when you masturbate

Jane is so hot i m going to add her to my Faptation.

by Are ehm jay January 9, 2015

Faptastic

when something is so sexy you want to fap to it.

''I am faptastic!''
''Good for you''

by yommominmybed January 14, 2014

foptart

a female fop, because why the hell does the dictionary not have a word to describe women who have the characteristics of fops (which are males). Do women not have taste? Um, I think I know the answer to that one...some women, many women just don't have taste. This in no way is to be mistaken as a giant leap forward for feminists. I simply am a woman and a fop, but fops are male.

If Oscar Wilde were a women, he would have been a foptart.

by Crissy Ampersand November 14, 2006

faptastic

something you would fap to.

Yo that chicks knockers are faptastic. Chyeah

by Stephen Mcjankinburg October 4, 2008

faptastic

When some thing is so good/awesome you could just stop every thing you're doing and masturebate to it

Person 1: these burritos are just faptastick

Person 2: haha what???

Person 1: yeah its like every time I take a bite my taste buds start stroking there little pink taste bud dicks

by fapturbater September 3, 2013

faptastic

Something so cool it makes you wanna go all fap over it!

This new movie, it´s FAPTASTIC!!!

by Darezu November 4, 2015

Faptastrophe

a catastrophe that happens during masturbation.

it was a faptastrophe man. I was making knuckle children, and my mom walked and i blew on her knee!

by captainsusan February 28, 2013