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fappsterbate

When overcome by an excessive amount of joy or accomplishment, resulting in a massive joy sensation similar to masturbation or ejaculation.
"Man, that new iPod Touch makes me wanna fappsterbate..."
by MattHax February 28, 2008
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Fasterbate

To flap ones nostrils wildly or in a circular motion.
Hey Kenda! Where were you yesterday?

Sorry i fasterbated so hard yesterday I passed out.
by Sir doody foody August 7, 2011
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fasterbate

fas-ter-bate (n)
to refrain from masterbation (in any form) over an indefinate period of time, usually for the purpose of building anticipation of ones next masterbatorial or sexual experience, and to increase ones personal pleasure thereof
I was tired of not feeling anything when my girlfriend blew me, so I fasterbated for a month. When I came she almost drownded. Shit was so cash.
by Zing Zing Zingbah August 19, 2011
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Fapperblasted

Slapping someone awake just before ejaculating on their face. Although water and other methods of waking the person maybe used.
Last night, at 4:00 AM, I fapperblasted my girlfriend. She was all, "that was uncalled for," and I was like "but you said anytime."
by HIV-Survivor/Zombie March 21, 2016
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Fasterbate

When you wanna masturbate but you're in a rush, so you have to masturbate really fast so you can achieve orgasm quickly.
Lewis: shit I wanna masturbate but my parents are home in two minutes

John: Better fasterbate then
by Lucosa April 12, 2017
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Fapturbate

Masturbating in a way that where your hand slaps and or slapping your scrotum while stroking down to make a smacking noise.
My friend and I had a fapturbating contest we wanted to see who could do it louder before teachers outside the bathroom could hear us. When we fapturbate our scrotums get so red from the smacking.
by Scrotum Slayer May 15, 2018
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6 Degrees of Fapperation

More commonly know as 6 Degrees of Separation - this is a specific phrase used for when searching for a porn-related item via other porn media in the hopes of stumbling upon it in the “related videos, etc.” or other linking algorithms.
1)Dude you spent how long searching for the clip? What'd end up doing, using the 6 degrees of fapperation method?

2)Debbie’s just frustrated because she forgot the title of her favorite clip and resorted to 6 degrees of fapperation and STILL couldn't find it.
by PhilistineEars September 5, 2021
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