Fanny batter

A frothy liquid made by a woman when she has a fungal infection in her snatch resulting in a creamy discharge which when mixed with juices when she gets aroused foams and bubbles up forming a rich batter

I was with this bird last night and she had a full on fungus going on, when I was fingering her she whipped up a thick fanny batter for me to dip my meat in

by Moistcurtains81 June 25, 2024

Leopards Fanny Batter

Shock and bewilder your friends when dining out with this amusing and loveable chatchphrase.

Patron: Ooooh, I think I'll have the lamb henrys with a medley of fresh steamed vegatables for my main course, it sounds delicious and I'm just in the mood for a nice bit of lamb.
Matron: Oh yes, I've heard that is superb with a hint of corriander and a side order of leopards Fanny Batter sauce.

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 4, 2004

deep fried in fanny batter

it means the something or someone, is covered in vagina (hot women)

comes in very usefull on a day to day basis

the towns deep fried in fanny batter like

by kriswiththecheeks December 9, 2009

fanny banter

where a female pulls out a good joke through her fanny!! But it has to be a good joke otherwise it wont be banter!!

girls fanny: what did the policeman say to the snowman
male: i dunno
girls fanny: freeze

Fanny banter is such good banter!!

by decentcracklad July 30, 2010

fannybatter

The lubricating fluid that is secreted, or in the more impressive cases actually squirted, from the vagina prior to, during and after sexual congress.

She comes so much I thought I was going to drown in her fannybatter.

by Cutaway August 17, 2004

fannybatter

The substance created as a product of a busy social/active life and a poor sense of vaginal "housekeeping". Discofanny + time left unattended = fannybatter. Resolved with a warm bath, vigorous (yet appropriate) scrubbing action.

I got with XXXXX at the local nightclub, unfortunately upon taking her home, it transpired she had been at a 48 hour rave without shower. her pants were covered in fannybatter.

by SWDarkMeme February 21, 2022

Fannybatter Biscuit

The name for a vagina when it secretes a lubricating fluid, or in more impressive cases actually squirts, prior to, during and after sexual congress.

"If you're not careful that fannybatter biscuit will drown you."

by Fugly dumpster slut February 27, 2010