Fank

Masturbating using feminine reproductive organs. Fanny + Wank.

"I had a marvellous fank whilst listening to Brian Eno talk about Jeremy Corbyn."

by Onatrainwithiggypop September 8, 2015

Fank

Dank that is fake is called
Fank

kind buds that are no good are fank.

by Brown Frowns May 5, 2009

Fank

A term coined by Mighty Car Mods hosts Blair Joscelyne aka MOOG and Martin Mullholland aka Marty which consists of taking a photograph of an object/product packaging near one's crotch and holding the item in such a way that a suggestive meaning can be read

Marty fell over with laughter after seeing this week's fank of the week

by Haligonian February 28, 2017

Fanks

An alternative to ‘thank you’, Fanks was toughed up c. 2002 to mean more than just thank you. Fanks is the ultimate gratitude of an individual towards another.

Mathew: Great job on the project Amirali.
Amirali: Fanks

by SSBA August 12, 2006

Fanks

An alternative to ‘thank you’, Fanks was toughed up c. 2002 to mean more than just thank you. Fanks is the ultimate gratitude of an individual towards another.

Mathew: Great job on the project Amirali.
Amirali: Fanks

by SSBA September 13, 2008

fanking

The delightful art of re-contextualizing a product's name by taking a photo of it down near your crotch. Originated from the internet show "The Unicorn Circuit". Examples of it can be found at the Facebook page @FankingDaily

Barry: I was fanking the other day, and my fank got fank of the week!
Cheryl: Good work Barry!

by theblueturd June 19, 2018

Fanking

Fanking is the art of recontextualising a product by holding it down near your crotch. This can be done by covering part of the word(s) with your thumb or fingers.

Moog: What an excellent example of Fanking!

Marty: What does that say?

Moog: Man(go) Juice!

by adth93 February 27, 2017