faptronome

A device intended to help train the user to fap in time with music.

A: Finally some good music to masturbate to! Now I can practice keeping in time with the music.

B: Exactly why I invested in a faptronome.

by soldieroflight September 26, 2011

Fatronising

Patronising fat or obese people for small or insignificant merits.

Fat person: "I've lost half a pound"

Other person: "That's great, well done, you've made such progress"

Me: "Don't be so fatronising"

by Eddy P UK October 23, 2013

Fagtron

(n.) A person who is so annoying and/or stupid as to resemble Fagtron, the mysterious and fabled computer built in 1918 by the Chinese. This primitive adding machine stood over fifty feet tall and filled an entire office building. It was well-known as the world's gayest and stupidest computer until its destruction in 1924, caused by an acute case of e-AIDS.

Did you hear Jim talking about his vacation in the breakroom? What a fagtron.

by Phileep July 20, 2005

fagtronics

activities, actions related to homosexuality/ gay people

"yo you wanna check out that concert at Pearl Street tonight?"
"Naw man, i can't handle any more local fagtronics- call me when Black Star comes again."

by peteg May 12, 2006

Fagtron

1Anyone who exhibits properties of a sort of futuristic robot while also retaining a homosexual quality at the same time.
2A gay robot.

1Dude, stop hitting on that guy, you fagtron.

by Seamis Andy June 19, 2008

Fagtron

A derogatory word for someone who is being a super gay robot.

Don’t be a fagtron, let’s do it!

by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

Fatronising

Someone who is both overweight, yet also patronising and an expert in condescension.

That Tom Watson used to be such a fatronising cunt.

by Bayesoir December 28, 2019