fajita

mispronunciation of fajita (pr. fa-hee-ta), a mexican dish composed of veggies and meat pan-fried and wrapped up in a tortilla

mispronunciation sounds like vagina, so when said sounds rather dirty

i'd like 1000 chicken fa-ji-tas

by mr happy January 5, 2004

Fajita Johnson

Overacting or, trying to hard to impress. Sometimes just overall idiocy

1: "Alright, move, move, move! We gotta win this one!
2: "Fine, jeez, u don't have to be such a Fajita Johnson"

by werty29991 December 21, 2014

Stale Fajita

A leathery, often vacant remnent of a female's genitalia. Often found on skanks.
Makes Elton John crave man stank.

Elton John: so, Mr. Zack. . .your mother's Stale Fajita made me sick to my stomach so now i only go after man pussy.

Mr. Zack H.: . . .tis true *runs away to get him sum Stale Fajita*

by Mr. TaiMaiShoo June 16, 2009

Creamy Fajita

During the act of intercourse, whilst reaching the point of climax, the male must quickly grab a tortilla (refrigerated/microwaved) and proceed to relieve his load into the tortilla. After the tortilla is prepared fajita style, the male feeds the creamy snack to his deserving partner.

My wife said she was hungry, so I gave that bitch a good ol' creamy fajita.

by swaggie guy May 15, 2014

Yung Fajita

Bay Area rapper who is hung like a horse. Only spits fire and girls think he is handsome and chubby.

Yung Fajitas music is so fire my headphones almost exploded.

by bekfast man September 21, 2016

chicken fajitas

chicken fajitas are known to be the best food man invented. notoriously eaten by l33t hax0rs.

chicken fat on my aol cd fux0r'd my computer!

by robmus December 30, 2004

Floor Fajita

the remains of an individual after they jump off a building and plummet to their death.

Bro1: Hey did you watch Dredd 3D yet?

Bro2: yeah like 3 guys got turned into Floor Fajitas 15 minutes into the movie.

Bro: yeah I guess that was worth paying for 3D tickets.

by Gamma Male September 23, 2012