Fail to the faillionth power

A fail so epic it must be expressed in exponential terms. In this context, faillionth is not directly related to units of fail (failions), but is rather a very large fictitious number (e.g., bazillion, fafillion).

Man, did you actually make it to the end of GI JOE: The Rise of Cobra? The plot made absolutely no sense, the special effects sucked ass, and neither one of the hot chicks got naked the whole time. Fail to the faillionth power!

Did you see that Obama got awarded the Nobel Peace Prize? The Norwegians think they can influence global geopolitics by giving Obama their meaningless award, when reality is that nobody gives a damn about what Norway thinks because their economy is smaller than Hong Kong's and they spend less on their military than does Mali. Fail to the faillionth power!

by ilvoce October 14, 2009

high-falluting

When someone acts like the others around are inferiors. Usually they don't mind their own business and always take people for granted.

"And if you wanna love me baby, oh I'm your man
And all those high-falluting society people
I don't care if they don't undertand."

By Lynyrd Skynyrd - On The Hunt

by Braulio P. Filho April 10, 2006

failatio

Portmanteau of fellatio + fail.
A failed attempt to suck your own tallywhacker.

The cunt-starved gentleman was so desperate for a blowjob that he decided to commit fellatio upon himself. But he couldn't.
"Argh, failatio!"

by MEFF February 13, 2009

high-falluting

acting in an inappropriately uppish, snobby manner; also high-fallutin'

Her high-falluting airs made me want puke.

by Tracy January 22, 2004

Falution

Mix of Fabulous and Revolution by Giorgi Akhalkatsi, creator of Falution.com

"My friend gave me two stickers. One said Fabulous and the second one said Revolution. I put them on my laptop and that night I decided to create Falution, the name came up pretty easily, I mixed Fabulous(FA) and Revolution(LUTION) = Falution. Literally means nothing else, I've heard people comparing it to the french word Fellation which means Blowjob. Just want to clarify, it's Falution." -Giorgi Akhalkatsi

Hey, read this article from Falution.com about a boy traveling around the world.

by lanabananana July 28, 2016

failtation

The act of failing at flirting

His failtation at picking up Sandy was a subject of overdue hilarity within his circle of friends.

by acxyvb August 3, 2008

Faillion

(Fail'yon) Having lately shattered the concept of Infinity, this value is now actually the biggest number there is. At the precise moment of FAIL, this amount for any value of speed, angle, stupidity or regret.

"The rally car rolled off the cliff edge at a Faillion miles an hour."

by J to M October 28, 2008