Failsauce

The sweetest sauce of all, i.e. the sauce that something is drenched in when they fail epicly.

Person 1: Oh sh*t! I just remembered that i slept with Oprah Winfrey last night!
Person 2: Did you enjoy it?
Person 1: Yeah... Yeah, I think I did... I dunno, i was plastered...
Person 2: Mmm... sweet, sweet failsauce...

by Peter Buckett December 9, 2009

Failasturbate

The act of poor masturbation which results in a failure or inability to complete the act to obtain an orgasm.

I already masturbated five times to the Golden Girls season three DVD and on my sixth time I failasturbated so I called it a night.

by Lawofdiminishingmasturbation March 17, 2009

fagosauras rex

gayer then gay. the gayest thing or person ever

"Yo man i just watched that queer eye show"
"whats wrong with you, you fagosauras rex"

by brethart February 16, 2004

Failsaur

1) A term used to describe fail 6-9 year olds in MMO's or forums.

2) Someone who just fails SO MUCH, you'd think they were 5.

Casual WOW raider: We tried the Lich King in 25 man, but the tank was a failsaur pulled, and bubblehearthed.

Forum user: That troll is such i failsaur. I just kow he's 8.

by Failsaur March 7, 2010

Failsauce

Created by the last secretion (the seminal fluid) during masturbation in the shower which leads to what was supposed to be a gelatinous plug to safeguard the sperm becoming an extremely tacky crotch adhesive that ruins the next 4 hours of your life.

Person1: "So like she tried to put it in and it wouldn't reach."
Person2: " U R Failsauce."

by PolecatQC August 18, 2009

fagosaurus rex

someone who acts like a complete fag

Jeremiah: Bradley did you just hump that goat?

Skylar: Jeez man we got ourselves a fagosaurus rex.

by Sur September 4, 2007

Failsauce

An expansion on the term "/fail"

A higher degree of saying "you fail at life" or in that particular instance of whatever they did.

Commonly used in MMORG style games, chat program or Ventrillo.

"So last night I totally got with Shelly!"
"400lb Shelly?!"
*nods*
"Dude... Failsauce!"

by Daakal January 20, 2009