Farthammer

Germanic, das fartzenheimer. Refers to an ancient Nordic practice in which warriors, on the eve of battle, would engage in a festival of beer, roasted meat, bowel manipulation, and vigorous anal sex to produce an astounding amount of pent up anal gasses (often combined with farticles) that would be hurled at the enemy during close combat. The Nordic warriors were usually so hung over that the noxious fumes had little effect on them. But, the enemy commonly succumbed to the fetid cloud.

After the party, Elwood woke up with a piercing headache in a strange room with his butt bleeding and ripped one so loud it could only be called a farthammer.

by Larry Sanders December 14, 2004

farthammer

Using jet propelled fart and slamming it on someone
Also a name towards someone who is robust and repulsive

"Dan is such a farthammer"

by Phillis Bradburry McShankens (aka farthammer) September 30, 2003

Foehammer

Some stupid bitch that dies before she can give you a ride to safety in halo, making you have to get your ass back in the car and drive for another few pointless minutes

Shit, foehammer just died, now i gotta drive for a few more lame repetitive minutes, now I wish I had my bike fixed.

by mastergfbildert June 7, 2007

Flohammer

A word used insted of fuck or shit in "What the.." situation for a nicer sounding subsitute.

"WHAT THE FLOHAMMER!!!" Said Resse as he was sniped in the head from across the map in call of duty 4:modern warfare.

by DEADLYxIMMORTAL January 8, 2009

Fladhammer

A huge gay

Look at him kissing men he must be a Fladhammer

by anonymous January 14, 2024