Facked

when something is fucked up but u gotta say that jawn like Lil Shaz.

Life is facked.

by JK13721 January 9, 2020

faeces

A lump of steaming shit.

My kid just laid faeces on your mum's clothes. Steaming...

by BISTO!!!!!!!! February 7, 2003

fecker

Semi-derogatory, tinged with envy.

He's an awful fecker.
You're a lucky fecker.

by DaveG July 10, 2003

faeces

1: It's like feces, but British.
2: Quite simply put, a turd or log. Or for you more uncouth chaps - shit.

Brit 1: "I say lad, what's that steaming pile of brown stuff?"
Brit 2: "Why that's faeces kind sir. Pass my crumpet and tea."
Brit 3: "Good show!"

by Meat Slapper November 6, 2007

faece

One small segment of faeces

oh bro look at that curry faece

by maryhinge December 29, 2007

fackenell

fackenell is basically another way of saying fuckin’ hell, but shorter.

A: Dude I just got scolded by my parents
B: Fackenell thats sad

by nicothenipple69 September 18, 2019

Phantom Faeces

When you have a methane experience that is so moist you are actually convinced some faeces came with it

tom: think i might have just shat myself, i need to go clean myself up

dave: nah dont bother, probably just a phantom faeces

by flangeface March 27, 2011