farticle

(n.) - A newspaper article about a continuing news story that everyone is sick of.

"I am so sick of reading farticle after farticle about this continuing saga of the murdered coed in Seattle. I mean, she's dead. Let it go."

by PRwiz101 September 28, 2009

Farticle

An article which appears in an internet search, providing false or misleading information about the subject in question. An article written with the intention of misleading potential consumers down a self-promoting path via half-truths, misnomers and/or difficult to decipher reasoning.

I wanted to know more about how to prepare for my divorce, but all I found was this farticle entitled "No One Ever Really Pays Child Support," written by a sleazy attorney pictured on the purple velour sofa in his office waiting room.

by Arianna Jeret July 9, 2013

Farticles

the smelly particles of gas emitted from someone's butthole.

Quit crop dusting me, you're getting your farticles all over my food!

by cj jazzyjane January 10, 2017

farticle

far·ti·cle (fahr-ti-kuhl) noun, verb, -cled, -cling.
a written work on a specific topic that is part of publication, such as a newspaper or magazine, containing purported nonfiction but primarily characterized by emissions of noise and hot air.

"Farticles are not news."

"Magazines are sometimes full of buzz farticles composed to attract consumers to advertisers."

"Male writers who mistake a rigid appendage for a pen generate farticles to hear themselves write."

"She was farticling her indigestion as opinion again." (verb)

by Vanna Bonta January 14, 2008

Farticle

Part "part" and part "fart", the main part of farts that make the smell.

An actual fart is made up of millions of compressed farticles.

by Rasputin the third August 12, 2005

poo farticles

in referance to the nomber of shit particles in the air when farting on another persons pillow

I got pink eye becausse john ripped his poo farticles all over my pillow

by McKILLBABYS February 21, 2009

farticles

(n)
1.fart particles
2. poop particles which are blown away from your anus when gas is passed.
3. airborne poop particles
4. farticulate matter
5. often the cause of conjunctivitis (pink eye)

"Nena blew farticles all over my pillow and that's how I got pink eye!"

by DrugDealer14 October 25, 2011