Facejack

To take the subject of some ones status and divert it onto a completely different subject.

Mathew Has Survived The Onslaught Of The Armada That Is Coursework!

Joe Honess at 13:31 05 December via Facebook Mobile
played. Remember to send me your courseworks for next year!

Mike Kent at 13:35 on 05 December
Hi joe mate, hows it going?

Joe Honess at 13:37 05 December via Facebook Mobile
oh hi mate, not so bad just been to morrisons going back to work now, what you up to?

Mike Kent at 13:37 on 05 December
Nothing much like, just chilling at the flat like. What did you get from Morrisons?

Joe Honess at 13:39 05 December via Facebook Mobile
Cool sounds good mate. I got sausages, peas and some brown bread, gonna make a nice sausage and mash later! Nice facejack there Kent.

by PiGH December 16, 2008

FaceJack

When you're FaceTiming someone and another person jumps in and jacks some facetime.

You: Hi mom, how are you
FaceJacker: blaaahhh! you just got FaceJacked!
Mom: ?

by rinconada November 1, 2010

facejacked

When a "friend" posts something on your facebook wall that is publicly visible and is a blatant negative to you and your friends.

I was on facebook yesterday and was facejacked by the lame band promoting the show.

by The Plan Man -B 2 the Thornton September 15, 2009

Facejacking

To go through a friends friend list on facebook and jack friends from them. Identical to Spacejacking on Myspace, only on facebook.

Man, Emily's got a bunch of fine ass friends. I'm going to go facejacking and get at least 4 or 5.

by ODUB October 20, 2009

facejack

Using your friends' Facebook posts and comments to sell or promote one's own products or services. This is often in direct competition to the original poster.

Original post: "I just started a Mary Kay business! Please buy my self-tanner."

Comment: "Mary Kary is alright, but I use Avon's and it works best. Here is the link to my site..."

Original post(er): "Hey don't facejack me!"

by pattiwordsmith April 14, 2011

Facejack

To go through a friends friend list on facebook and jack friends from them. Identical to Spacejacking on Myspace, only on facebook.

Man, Emily's got some hot friends. I'm gonna have to facejack a few of them.

by ODUB October 20, 2009

facejacker

Someone or group of people that comment on your Facebook post and then carry on to have their own unrelated conversation.

I posted on Facebook about my swollen ankle. Bob and Margret both replied then carried on talking off topic to themselves on my post! You fecking Facejacker!

by TC5712 July 25, 2016