facesterbating

masturbating to photos on facebook.

I feel like such a creeper -- I was totally facesterbating to your little sister last night.

by kookymiyuki March 1, 2011

Facespacer

One who is a user/owner of an account for Myspace AND Facebook:FACEBOOKER, MYSPACER

"Bro, you have both? You Facespacer...."

by Mr. Frank of Urbaner February 21, 2009

facelover

A stranger you befriend on Facebook that you have never met. You fall in love with them because their Facebook posts and interests totally turn you on but the moment you meet them in person, you realize this relationship is not forever...

Jim thought Antoinette's puppy video she posted was the cutest thing he ever saw, until he actually met her. Sadly, it was only Facebook love, she was a fantasy, she was just his facelover.

by Sticky AKA March 14, 2015

facegamer

A particularly annoying kind of Facebook denizen who, knowingly or not, posts their idiotic game scores, ad nauseam, so that you have to scroll down reams of posts to see anything other than chickenshit in Farmville, or the like, even though these are supposed to be the people you're interested in hearing from. A facegamer is typically an old friend, now unemployed or underemployed, and may or may not be surprised to learn that their colossal waste of their own time is also wasting yours.

I used to like Brad, but he's become a loser, a facegamer for sure.

by Jeremios February 4, 2010

Facevertise

To advertise a social event of any nature upon Facebooks 'Wall'.

To Facevertise.

John Smith: CAMPOUT THIS WEEKEND! FREE BEER! WILL ROCK!!! BE THERE!!!

by beardy6991 July 23, 2009

Faceover

Feeling terrible from the night before from getting in a fight rather than drinking, although you probably were drinking too.

Damn he whupped your ass, you're gonna have a killer faceover tomorrow.

by Dr. McChuckles March 9, 2010